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omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

one thing i hate that car manufacturers are doing now is that they're trying to be cute with how they design the gearshift and it's stupid. stop that. give me a normal fucking lever.

that last one is used to say shit like "what about the droid attack on the wookiees?"