I am but a simple farmer tending to my meme crops

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

ok so i went ahead and made this into a fanfic actually

Our GM Mike did a dramatic reading and made this: https://youtu.be/hhR2kN6_4gw

you wouldn’t rickroll a person who wrote grinch x tony the tiger fanfic for you, would u?

At least show us the bison!

The best update.

wholesome and true - do not mess with the wildlife

to be clear, i bet this man has saved several lives, because yellowstone, in particular, has a huge problem with tourists being unable to comprehend that large animals are dangerous.

whatever I don’t even like your big slutty eyes and swagless aura

I lied, I want you so badly