happy on purpose

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

OKAY, EVERYONE, WE HAVE A POISON WARNING APPARANTLY, SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

True crime girlies will be like "wtf I would never go for a walk at night, what if the hash slinging slasher gets me" and then use their knees to merge with no turn signal in front of a semi while applying makeup with both hands

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

The worst part of anti industrial rhetoric is this assumption that everyone would be better off if all goods were made at home, sorry, I think women deserve to have a life outside of spinning

Because that is what would happen in the case of a total deindustrialization, more labor would be thrust upon women.

Someone has to spin the wool and wash the dishes and churn the butter and do all of the menial labor that makes human society survive, and historically, that labor has been done by women

every day i think about the batman beyond post that's like "you didn't inject me with something that turns my cum into bruce wayne's cum did you?" i literally cannot imagine what i'd search to find it and i don't know what website it's even from (4chan maybe?) but it's on my mind

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

Casting popular celebrities as voice actors for animation isn’t a new thing btw people in the 21st century just don’t know the popular actors of the early 1900s and can’t recognise when old cartoon characters are being voiced by the Chris Pratts of their day. I do mean this in a fairly neutral way, but we do have to stop always romanticising every aspect of the past all the damn time as if professional voice actors haven’t always been screwed over by large animation companies. It’s obviously worse now because we’re well into late stage capitalism and things like AI are becoming such a huge threat, but it’s not like… new. Nothing’s ever new, we just keep gaining new generations who have to put in the effort of learning from the past, and most people just don’t do that. So conversations that have already happened have to start all over again.

This is so interesting, I love history