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the bad thing about having unhealthy habits due to mental illness, is when you DO do something healthy style you can't brag about about it because then people will then know you've been doing it yucky style all along. Like you can't brag you changed your sheets or brushed your teeth because then ppl will be like oh did you not brush your teeth regularly before? Thats yucky disgusting! So you just gotta keep it to yourself. And be proud alone, I suppose.
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This dog is so inbred holy cow
I somehow missed that the dog was born literally the day after Charlie Kirk's death, giving the name an appearance of suggesting that Charlie Kirk was reincarnated as an inbred Pomeranian.
The way Americans attempt to show reverence and honor gives disrespect and blasphemy a run for their money.
if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal
the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh

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on it boss
i wonder if this whole Calling Typical Misogyny "Porn Addiction" thing wasn't just a successful psyop to shift feminist critique into a right wing framework i.e. trying to make it about "modern degeneracy" and thus paralyzing discourse on the root issue
everything these people claim is "porn addiction" is literally just misogyny. porn could be dismantled globally and men will still view and treat women as sexual property because surprise! turns out men have expected sexual subservience from women loooong before porn ever existed
Trying to get a job while trans
I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude
Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu
Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?
Btw the heat *is* why we see water that's not really there, but mirages aren't exactly hallucinations so much as optical illusions:
It's just the changing density of the air refracting light weirdly, so it looks like there's a reflection of the sky on the ground, which our brains often interpret as a pool of water. It can also happen upwards instead of downwards, especially at sea, when the air is much colder near the surface and a warm front appears above it:
Which, btw, is one possible explanation for ghost ship sightings, so that's fun :)
I'm glad that the brave state-mandated Penis Inspectors over at the TSA are keeping America safe from shoes and beverages
I flyed on a airplane for the first time in about 12 years a few weeks ago and I don't know how any person with even an iota of pride or self-respect could endure such unendurable behavior without just instantly becoming an anarchist on the spot
the last time i flew, the heroes to whom we all owe our continued safety as a nation were deeply baffled as to how to uphold their sacred duties when confronted with a cripple. they pulled me aside at the body scan under the assumption that i wouldn't be able to go through it because i was using a wheelchair, and they only became more confused when i told them i could stand long enough to walk through the scan.
this seemed to distress them, sensitive valiant creatures that they are. so they insisted i wait. for. an. HOUR. while everyone else in line went through until they could get someone to pat me down without making me stand. never mind i told them i absolutely could stand. (standing for two minutes in a scan is not the same thing as standing/walking for HOURS across a huge ass airport??)
and then when the long-awaited fondler arrived--heralded in legendary lore akin to the whispers passed from generation to generation of the some-day-second-coming of King Arthur--the first thing they said to me was, "i'm going to need you to stand up."
seriously what the FUCK i could have just walked through the scan. they didn't even SEARCH my chair. i didn't have any explosives on me but oh how they made me wish i did
...But we couldn't require people to wear masks to save lives.
"Having to wear a mask is tyranny!" says man who still takes off his shoes and throws his drink away at the airport
As someone who once worked for TSA and aviation you all need to remember that airport security is mostly for optics. Its to make the general pearl-clutching public feel like something is being done to stop scary things and also to be a deterent for would-be assholes who want to cause trouble
Its a sign in a store saying 'smile you're on camera'. Its that bar thing you put accross your steering wheel. Its a dog barking at your door.
Its a suggestion to bad people that its not worth the effort/risk
And I can tell you that training is three entire weeks and 90% of that involves how to spot stuff on an xray. They are literally just monkeys trying to do their best just like the rest of us.
Stop expecting minimum wage workers to be flawlessly attuned to your every need or to be able to rationalize irrational rules to your satisfaction.
Can I expect minimum wage workers to not grope my genitals in public at least?
Because, y'know, that's what this post was about: disabled and trans folks being required to subject themselves to intimate touching from a stranger in public, when the 'in public' part is often chosen over a private room because at least that way you have witnesses against the TSA groper inspector going even further when they have you in a vulnerable position.
You really went from 'TSA is security theatre' to 'so be nice to the guy making eye contact with you as he runs his hands down your pants'. If their job is a minimum wage nightmare, why the fuck do they KEEP going out of their way to make MORE work for themselves by pulling people for 'inspection'???
Tbh I don't think there's anything you can say to these kinds of people that'll make them grow a spine or a character or a sense of shame. That entire rant up there was just the Nuremburg defense reworded; these vapid protestations are the mewlings of every perpetrator of every abuse and tyranny down through history and we've heard them before.
"Guys you don't understand. TSA only gets paid MINIMUM WAGE to commit sexual assault every day for a living. It's a really hard job guys. I am a true working class hero."
Also remember it’s not their fault that they hunt down autistic people to harass them for their behaviour because they see it as suspicious, including when autistic people wear a symbol saying they’re autistic and their “suspicious” behaviours are due to autism. TSA agents love finding the people most likely to have a mental breakdown when touched so they can put their hands all over their bodies. It doesn’t matter if they’re told someone is autistic and they’re currently bawling their eyes out and having to be consoled by their carer, it’s essential they touch them
Wife of a TSA worker here, the random check happen every 10-14 people mainly to test the TSA employees. They do not enjoy doing the pat downs. Especially when people decide to piss or shit in their pants to get out of it. (Its doesn't work. They are still required to pat you down.) And the whole autistic thing, (i am autistic,) the cameras in the airport have ai tracking and point 'suspicious behavior' out when they get to the front of the line. And most dont remember, TSA hasnt been getting paid properly for the last 6-7 months. They dont have a choice. They are just over-worked under-paid people.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people or why you think I'd want to hear this servile, equivocating horseshit but I wish you'd all leave me the fuck alone. I hope ur horrible spouse and all their horrible coworkers never get paid again.
And most dont remember, TSA hasnt been getting paid properly for the last 6-7 months. They dont have a choice. They are just over-worked under-paid people.
"They don't have a choice" ah yes, the "we were only following orders!" defence, I remember that one from the last Nazi regime!
If my employer told me that I was expected to grab people's dicks and pick their pockets as part of my job duties, I would just be like "no." I really dk what's wrong w/ them up there.

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.
He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.
Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.
In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.
So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.
In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.
Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:
holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit
This is fucking insane
I've never adequately appreciated the batshit brilliance of this joke, I've taken it for granted
World Heritage Post
i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.
this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.
According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies
does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?
Uhhh he knows whatever this is
I think a lot of transmisogyny stems from this idea that people are really scared to see a dick. The reason bathrooms and locker rooms and hot springs keep being flash points is because these are all places where if a trans woman is using them, it's possible you might see her dick. A lot of transmisogynistic humor revolves around being traumatized because the subject saw a woman with a penis. And look, to a certain extent I sympathize. I'm not a fan of dick; I dont want this thing either. But if you want to be an ally to trans women, I think a big important step you can take personally is to examine your own reaction to the scenarios I described above, and recognize that a dick is just a body part a girl has sometimes. Seeing it as inherently sexual and/or traumatizing is a major wedge conservatives use to justify their rhetoric

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the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit
ya got
gochujang butter noodles
peanut butter noodles
chili crisp fettuccine alfredo
miso butter noodles
any one of these + a bag of salad or whatever vegetable side you find easiest/cheapest, and you've got yourself a full meal that tastes far above the effort you put in.