A little ringed plover (Thinornis dubius) in Yorkshire, UK

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male Gambel’s quail.

(Posted on november 16th, 2021)

Sonny Bono Salton •

World of Warcrar Borat be like

His wife is dead and now the reader (presumably) must bring him 60 Quillboar[1] tusks [2].  The humor is derived off of the assumption that Borat responds with “high five,” [3].  However, the wording is changed to reflect a quest given to you by Mankrik [4] in The Barrens [5], a man who loses his wife to quillboars.

[1] A Quillboar is a bipedal creature in World of Warcraft that resembles a hog and a porcupine.  They are almost always kill-on-site to the player but there are rare exceptions:  see lil baby quillboar.

[2] Quillboar tusks range from the drop rate 0-2.

[3] In Borat the Movie, Borat is told be a bellhop at a hotel that his wife has died.  He responds with “My wife…is dead?  High five!” See:  Xenophobia for satire in American movies.

[4]  Mankrik is haha funny meme man from WoW Classic who was STUPID enough to have his wife die and Barrens people make haha funny Mankrik’s wife jokes to this day.  I think I’m sapiosexual?  See:  Sapiosexual, an intellectual mocking point of sexuality, now maybe a sexuality of myself?

[5] The Barrens is in the Western Kontinent of Kalimdor.  That’s how Raiden would have spelled Kontinent.  See:  Ed Boon has no idea what the letter C. is and this is not him being cool, but really a story of ableism and how one can overcome it.

lil baby quillboar:  owe owe poo poo I’m a baby boo boo

Xenophobia for Satire in American Movies:  My wife-a make-a this cheese.  It’s from the milk from a her tit.