stuck in the timeloop

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

Quick, when someone is talking about "Blue" is it the doctor from the Among Us Show or the flower from Ch5 Deltarune

image: the cartoon dog Blue from Blue's Clues. end ID.

as a transsexual experience ⁉️ who has found 🔎 a cheese 🪤

📦 why is it so dark in here

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest flask of mutagen 👩‍🔬 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

Dragon who hoards precious metals, but their definition of precious is a bit eccentric, resulting in a hoard of huge pools of liquid gallium and mercury, huge crystal tanks of cesium, and various chunks and rods of radioactive elements such as plutonium, thorium, cobalt, and uranium.

Dragon who hoards things that are precious, but only in the sense that they have sentimental value. Various items of jewelry, rosaries, rings, and heart lockets, irreplaceable photographs, diaries, etc. All secretly snatched using it's long claws that sink in and out of the greater shadow that lies behind time and space itself.

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.

its actually insane how life changing mobility aids can be. and even more insane how you need to pay to get them

never make me see a stupid post again

and don’t tell me to log off of tumblr cuz i won’t do that. i just need everybody to behave

Wow.

Revolutionary idea: imagine [character I like] with [disability I have]. More people should get on this!

I like the idea of space being a thing in dnd not as like it’s own dimension or inaccessible but like actually part of the physical world. However I don’t like to think that stars in dnd settings follow real world physics per se, like if I converted this solar system to dnd the sun wouldn’t be made of 92% hydrogen and 8% helium as gasses and plasma wouldn’t exist in that same way on an astronomical level. The sun and most stars would probably be made of incredibly hot molten “base” metals or elements only (lead, carbon, Iron, mercury, zinc, tin, bismuth, copper, silver, gold, platinum) with minor exceptions to the very outside layers having gasses, but gaseous science wouldn’t be as scientifically determinate as in real life. The sun in my dnd terms I think would be made from a core of 80% Gold, a middle layer of 10% Silver, an outer layer of 7% mercury and a thin shell of 3% various gasses. Elements like “uranium”(includes plutonium, all other radioactives etc), adamantite or mithril might occur naturally but in very small amounts under extreme circumstances like black holes. So the sun might have a core of adamantite in the very center that’s as big as a human head but that’s it, lending its nature to a mythical status.

dnd storylet where all the holy and sun-aspect magic being done on earth is causing spike-like distortions/patterns to manifest on the surface of the sun which is then causing climate change and the party has to figure this out and stop it somehow.

I also like the idea of the natural surface of the sun itself being dangerous to behold or "eldritch" in a way, even if/especially if you filter out the immense light and heat. Naturally occurring primal magic in the universe (dark matter? temporal dimensional flux?) would probably shape the surface so it's not perfectly spherical, but rather has very shallow mountains of molten silver and gold constantly rising and falling above the mercury sea in bewilderingly complex geometric patterns, which themselves would probably deal arcane and/or psychic damage or effects of some kind if viewed up close. The latent background magical radiation of various stars would be the basis for astrology and a lot of magical workings, with there actually being a solid science behind particular stars being tilted towards being good, empowering, lucky ones and others as bad, wicked, ominous ones. I imagine stars made of carbon, lead, and bismuth being of the most destructive nature.

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust