stuck in the timeloop

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

Ok I do think more people should be saying this

If my post must blow up I would have preferred it to be because the post is good rather than because the website is bad. But if this must be how it is, the least you guys could do is make it into a copypasta

Call to action. The Cheeseblock Maturation Challenge. Post my amazing phrase whenever tumblr is being wack

I would like to stop receiving notifications and start seeing y’all independently cheesepost. Share the burden

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest flask of mutagen 👩‍🔬 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

as a transsexual experience ⁉️ who has found 🔎 a cheese 🪤

📦 why is it so dark in here

as a transsexual woman 👩 who has never had an experience 🚫

hate to break this to you but if you call yourself self aware but you are only aware of your faults and never acknowledge your strengths you are not self aware. you have repackaged your self hatred

hate to break this to you but if you call yourself self aware but you are only aware of your faults and never acknowledge your strengths you are not self aware. you have repackaged your self hatred

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

nobody needs to know your real name or your hometown or where you work or your home country or your race or ethnicity or skin color or phone number or the name of your first pet or the model of your first car or your mother’s maiden name or how many siblings you have or what school you go to or your credit card number

I hear in the next version of math they're nerfing multiplication

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............