stuck in the timeloop

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

Cats have the perfect language because they go meow all the time and me do ow

Cats have the perfect language because they go meow all the time and me do ow

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

holy fuuck

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

Sometimes I look through my own blog and I'm just like who is this guy

@funnier-as-a-system

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

they should make an ailment that doesnt make me be sick . its like spreadable but its good

wait . tjey already made those

peanutbutter

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig