stuck in the timeloop

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

the phrase "but i didn't mean to!" in the context of causing harm is kind of redundant to me, because almost nobody means to cause harm. most of us just want to do the right thing. and i don't mean that in a wishy-washy "oh, we're all good deep down" way, i mean that even people who regularly do the most heinous shit imaginable will have a way of justifying it to themselves. the world is not populated by hollywood sadists and psychopaths.

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

behavior

ok damn im sorry

lets kill everyone who thinks being asexual is the exact same as being aromantic

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

forever thinking of catra from the 2018 she-ra series. what if you were deeply in love with your best friend. what if you chose long ago to abandon your morals to stay by her side. what if, at the very first chance, she was faced with the same decision and chose her morals over you. what if your grief over that choice was so immense that it fueled five seasons of television and almost ended the world. what if, at the end of it all, the end of the very world she fought so hard to save, you asked her to stay and she finally, finally did

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

@funnier-as-a-system

oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

zombie girl illegally organ harvesting and she holds up a pair of lungs to her chest to see if it fits her

who is cleo

when did this become my third most popular post i dont even know who cleo is

"there's no such thing as an evil alter" actually i'm the evil alter. it's me. my crimes? being gay and abnormal. and i'll do it again