stuck in the timeloop

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Doing evil alter things, like showering because our host was too tired to. But evilly

had a dream that there was a new water type in dredge called “URINAL” and it appeared when you were right next to landmasses. you didnt need any equipment for it you would just get out and start pissing off the side of the cliff and then a bigass fish would jump out of the water and bite you in the dick and thats how you caught it

moral of the story: there was a penis gnome

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

having free control over our endrocrine systems and the ability to change our genitals is currently inextricably tied to trans rights, and for good reason, but frankly i don't think it even needs to be. it should just be a matter of bodily autonomy, and that should be universal. if a cis dude wants tits and a pussy i think that would be fine. if cis women want a dick or nothing at all that should be allowed i think. people shouldn't need to be transgender to be allowed to change their bodies. free the nipple, enlarge the nipple, remove the nipple. whatever the fuck you want. i dont know if there's a term for this belief but i hold it very strongly. everybody biohack yourselves NOW

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

Cinema Sins would never had existed if we were all lizards.

i gave your perfectionist character a timeloop ability i hope you wont mind

update! they no longer consider themselves human

i gave your perfectionist character a timeloop ability i hope you wont mind

update! they no longer consider themselves human