timeloop enjoyer

just tripped up the stairs peace sign emoji hashtag living the life hashtag ow

imagine having sex in hiroshima and u see a blinding light and 4 a moment u think u fucked so good god's come down 2 take u STRAIGHT 2 heaven and u're thinking awh hell yeah they're sending the archangle gabriel down 2 escort me up there PERSONALLY I'm genuinely the nr 1 sexer bro and u felt so good abt urself and then u got fucking vaporised on account of the atomic bomb would that b fucked up or what

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

Fish don't you know better than to dox yourself on the Internet

Apt. C

what if we held hands over the fake center console....... /5% qpr yearning

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

House of Leaves adaption where Johnny Truant is a reaction streamer watching a video essay made by Zampanó about The Navidson Record just pausing the video at random times to ramble wildly at his non-existent chat and doing shots on stream

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

@pangur-and-grim ?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

dating a girl for years and learning everything I can about her until I have a perfect image of her in my mind and then I leave her once I’ve formed an introject of her which can never leave me

i meet another girl who does this and we create a death note level web of deception and false pasts out of “insecurity” so we can keep the other with us as long as we can

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

Hey just a reminder that you don't have to suffer forever all of the time for your pain to be valid, okay? You're allowed to get better, you're allowed to not be hurting 24/7. You're allowed to take a break. It doesn't discredit what you have going on I promise.

not to be a joyless hag but I've started seeing genderbent "yuri" shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling and I can't help but think of someone I recently I unfollowed for posting that they have an easier time caring about genderbent versions of boy characters than regular fictional women

and I'm also building some connections to that post I made about reading books by Black women (you know the one) and the people who would respond by saying something akin to "joke's on you, I only read fanfic 😜" as if that were some kind of clever loophole and not a demonstration of the exact thing I was talking about

like yes fandom is about fun or whatever but idk man at what point has your desire for no thoughts head empty uncritical consumption left you splashing around in something that's been blended down to an indistinguishable goo for the sake of avoiding anything remotely challenging. with the thing that's "challenging" here being. you know. giving a shit about women and Black people and like frankly anyone but your shippable white men (and honorary Markiplier).

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

#it's when you quote terry pratchett at eachother until one of you climaxes. obviously. (@wondersmith-and-sons)

pussy understander so they call me cliterate