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4th of july sale on my whole shop! use code BURNTHEFLAG at checkout for 20% off your order now through july 7. the coupon is done now but i'm not about to make a new pinned until i add some more stuff

Sy made this!

#embroidery #artists on tumblr

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i told vanessa, my gym trainer & the only straight person i know who is not related to me, about how carabiners are used for flagging amongst wlw, & she goes "oh no, does that mean i've been sending false signals????" like relax hetero jessica it's not that serious

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also i was telling another friend something about vanessa & just referred to her as "my trainer" & the friend was like "your trainer?" & i just instinctively blurted out "yes, i'm a pokemon"

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sometimes vanessa will say things to me like "i can't afford therapy anymore so i'm just going to ask chatgpt" or "my boyfriend said he wouldn't watch moulin rouge with me because it's too gay" & in these moments i feel like god is testing me

#i have the instinct to want to save everyone #but you cannot save adults from making their own stupid choices #you cannot save straight people from themselves

i didn't feel like tackling the bigger yellow areas so i went to red

#wip

I have a suspicion that tumblr ate my last ask (it’s a fully functional website!), so I wanted to say thank you again for sharing the Raymond Burr stories and Vincent Price board game! I love the way you framed that look at Burr’s history - if he couldn’t be honest about who he really was, why not give them a dramatic story? The photos of him, and his husband, and their beautiful orchids are so wonderful. And I didn’t realize that with his charity work he donated his entire salary multiple times, and supported so many children with disabilities! Truly iconic.

no i got the ask, i'm just very very VERY bad about answering (i promise it's not personal, i have several asks sitting & waiting). i'm really glad you liked it!

i lost touch with the present when people started talking about the star wars prequels like they were good movies

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i told vanessa, my gym trainer & the only straight person i know who is not related to me, about how carabiners are used for flagging amongst wlw, & she goes "oh no, does that mean i've been sending false signals????" like relax hetero jessica it's not that serious

hyenaswine

also i was telling another friend something about vanessa & just referred to her as "my trainer" & the friend was like "your trainer?" & i just instinctively blurted out "yes, i'm a pokemon"

i told vanessa, my gym trainer & the only straight person i know who is not related to me, about how carabiners are used for flagging amongst wlw, & she goes "oh no, does that mean i've been sending false signals????" like relax hetero jessica it's not that serious

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cutecipher

there's art inside me trying to get out

i am sleepy because i didn't sleep well because the cat was there & when i DID sleep i just had bad dreams about the cat. but he seems more alert this morning, he had some food & water (i gave him some mirtazapine because he didn't eat dinner last night). i don't think he used the litter box yesterday & i'd like if he'd do that so i don't have to worry that he has a blockage, but he has no history of that & doesn't seem painful.

roscolux

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

#literally who cares about this #oh my god is it unbecoming???????? call the police

borderline-weed-wuppy

BPD stands for beautiful puppy dog 🐕

strayknight

a girl at the club last night was trying to show me a diy video for an accessory she made and i lost it because this was the most recent video she had in her watch history

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pitbolshevik

if only yall focused on actual transphobia that trans men faced as much as you do on some random trans woman on tumblr making a textpost saying she hates men

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like we could be discussing how cis people simultaneously infantilize and sexualize us or how we are routinely left out of conversations about abortion and gynecology or how cis men openly fantasize about forcing us to detransition or how conservatives seem extremely fucking interested in studying how soon we can get pregnant after forcibly detransitioning us or how trans men who DO choose to get pregnant are treated like freaks or how phallo and metoidio are extensively fearmongered about or how people insist that historical figures who lived as men up until their deaths were just gnc women

but no a trans woman said the phrase "birthday boy" once and that's obviously the real pressing issue here

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