MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN.

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

sorry i tested out the combos for my new weapon unlock on your boyfriend

not that he was strong enough to even trigger my fever mode. but whatever

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet