MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN.

sorry i tested out the combos for my new weapon unlock on your boyfriend

not that he was strong enough to even trigger my fever mode. but whatever

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

girl with massive memory issues: i don't think i have ever had any regrets in life really

you can literally be a fat person who eats less calories than "needed" per day and when you see a doctor for anything they'll be like "have you tried the 5 Day Mcdonalds Cleanse diet? its where you don't eat mcdonalds everyday for 5 days"

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out