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natalieironside

I'm glad that the brave state-mandated Penis Inspectors over at the TSA are keeping America safe from shoes and beverages

natalieironside

I flyed on a airplane for the first time in about 12 years a few weeks ago and I don't know how any person with even an iota of pride or self-respect could endure such unendurable behavior without just instantly becoming an anarchist on the spot

arborealgargoyle

the last time i flew, the heroes to whom we all owe our continued safety as a nation were deeply baffled as to how to uphold their sacred duties when confronted with a cripple. they pulled me aside at the body scan under the assumption that i wouldn't be able to go through it because i was using a wheelchair, and they only became more confused when i told them i could stand long enough to walk through the scan.

this seemed to distress them, sensitive valiant creatures that they are. so they insisted i wait. for. an. HOUR. while everyone else in line went through until they could get someone to pat me down without making me stand. never mind i told them i absolutely could stand. (standing for two minutes in a scan is not the same thing as standing/walking for HOURS across a huge ass airport??)

and then when the long-awaited fondler arrived--heralded in legendary lore akin to the whispers passed from generation to generation of the some-day-second-coming of King Arthur--the first thing they said to me was, "i'm going to need you to stand up."

seriously what the FUCK i could have just walked through the scan. they didn't even SEARCH my chair. i didn't have any explosives on me but oh how they made me wish i did

taavicleric

...But we couldn't require people to wear masks to save lives.

natalieironside

"Having to wear a mask is tyranny!" says man who still takes off his shoes and throws his drink away at the airport

castiel--for--king

As someone who once worked for TSA and aviation you all need to remember that airport security is mostly for optics. Its to make the general pearl-clutching public feel like something is being done to stop scary things and also to be a deterent for would-be assholes who want to cause trouble

Its a sign in a store saying 'smile you're on camera'. Its that bar thing you put accross your steering wheel. Its a dog barking at your door.

Its a suggestion to bad people that its not worth the effort/risk

And I can tell you that training is three entire weeks and 90% of that involves how to spot stuff on an xray. They are literally just monkeys trying to do their best just like the rest of us.

Stop expecting minimum wage workers to be flawlessly attuned to your every need or to be able to rationalize irrational rules to your satisfaction.

hardyorange

Can I expect minimum wage workers to not grope my genitals in public at least?

Because, y'know, that's what this post was about: disabled and trans folks being required to subject themselves to intimate touching from a stranger in public, when the 'in public' part is often chosen over a private room because at least that way you have witnesses against the TSA groper inspector going even further when they have you in a vulnerable position.

You really went from 'TSA is security theatre' to 'so be nice to the guy making eye contact with you as he runs his hands down your pants'. If their job is a minimum wage nightmare, why the fuck do they KEEP going out of their way to make MORE work for themselves by pulling people for 'inspection'???

natalieironside

Tbh I don't think there's anything you can say to these kinds of people that'll make them grow a spine or a character or a sense of shame. That entire rant up there was just the Nuremburg defense reworded; these vapid protestations are the mewlings of every perpetrator of every abuse and tyranny down through history and we've heard them before.

meandtherodentinthewall

"Guys you don't understand. TSA only gets paid MINIMUM WAGE to commit sexual assault every day for a living. It's a really hard job guys. I am a true working class hero."

blodeuweddschild

Also remember it’s not their fault that they hunt down autistic people to harass them for their behaviour because they see it as suspicious, including when autistic people wear a symbol saying they’re autistic and their “suspicious” behaviours are due to autism. TSA agents love finding the people most likely to have a mental breakdown when touched so they can put their hands all over their bodies. It doesn’t matter if they’re told someone is autistic and they’re currently bawling their eyes out and having to be consoled by their carer, it’s essential they touch them

shumagic

Wife of a TSA worker here, the random check happen every 10-14 people mainly to test the TSA employees. They do not enjoy doing the pat downs. Especially when people decide to piss or shit in their pants to get out of it. (Its doesn't work. They are still required to pat you down.) And the whole autistic thing, (i am autistic,) the cameras in the airport have ai tracking and point 'suspicious behavior' out when they get to the front of the line. And most dont remember, TSA hasnt been getting paid properly for the last 6-7 months. They dont have a choice. They are just over-worked under-paid people.

Edit: I promise my wife doesn't like grabbing dicks.

mysticalcoffeequeen

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

switchnx

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

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onevelvetededgy

In the grace of your love oh, I writhe in pain In 666 ways I love you and I hope you feel the same I'm for you

König needs big comfort after his deployment, a hug and a bit of headpats from his beloved (you) can solve it all :)

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when 😍 men 😩 are 🥵 vocal 🫠 during 😵‍💫 sex 🤤

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ghost in the rain

oregaymi

do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe

savannahgambino-deactivated2023

why not? i want to try it

savannahgambino-deactivated2023

DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT

fueled-by-ryans-buttmilk

it can’t be that bad

fueled-by-ryans-buttmilk

FUCK NEVER MIND IM SORRY. DONT PUT MINT GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE. IT STILL BURNS!!!!!

c-c-cactus-deactivated20140626

what is wrong with this website

official-boob-posts

reblog to make ops skin worse and their depression relapse

#like i swear tyr wanted him to why is my cat murderous #cats of tumblr #tuxedo cat #my baby

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Deadass went on wattpad because one of my favorite stories is on there and I wanted to reread it and i have to relog in cause i havent been on in a while and why the hell is my entire library gone. About 3000 books that I had saved fucking gone. What the hell wattpad?? Give me back my stories

#wattpad changes #lowkeyangry

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shumagic

yes it is

#fucken landlords

Technoblade

rest in peace blood god

#technoblade #dsmp #bloodforthebloodgod

just no i swear ahhh

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welp my dad just passed. the only father i ever fucking had

#i miss him so much #depressing shit #why did you leave

oh my goddd i found a straight guy and he is cute but for the love of god he is boring. like he is a kinky bitch but he just can lay there with out any problems. help

#like sur how do you sit there and just have a problem #lgbtq #why did he do that #how he do that

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