sentient slinky

WHY DO GUINEA PIGS HAVE SUCH A HUMAN NOSE/MOUTH SLAPPED ON A FUR POTATO WHY DID GOD ALLOW THIS

guinea pigs have two modes 1) human mouth/nose on a fur potato and 2) toothy gate to hell on a fur potato

THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE PLEASE MARRY ME

[id: the first two images are guinea pigs with their mouths open just enough to show cute pink tongues as they look at the camera. the next two images are guinea pigs yawning so that most of their faces are obscured by their vertical, oblong mouths with long rectangular teeth. the fifth and last image is a digital illustration in two parts. the first part is labeled 1.) and depicts a brown and white guinea pig whose entire head is replaced by a human mouth and nose. the second half of the illustration is labeled 2.) and depicts the same guinea pig’s round body but the entire head is opened up with a many-toothed round mouth that has flames inside of it and three little mournful ghosts escaping out of its depths. end id]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

“If voting did anything they would outlaw it.” Is such an insane take to me, because literally all of human politics for recorded history has centered around Outlawing the Vote.

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

u should never trust any thoughts u have about ur life at 1 am UNLESS those thoughts r horny in which case go nuts

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

Good rule of thumb is the more people of different backgrounds you know, the harder it becomes to dehumanize them, so its a really good thing to meet people from different backgrounds, and anyone telling you that people from x culture or y country you really shouldnt interact with probably dont have your best interest in mind

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday