ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

tautological wordle answer

posts that make you open wordle

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

WHAT THE FUCK

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

my most wild and fanciful dream is that customers will learn to read

if I tell u im on my period u should literally drop to the floor and start crying in despair and empathy

they need to remake spy kids w connor and hudson as the parents and im not joking

thinking about this again. bc of their chemistry

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!