this ain't it, super chief

Culturally significant forbidden candy

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

I live in New York City

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

So i jumped out of bed to go tell my wife this (bc she woke up, she has a tendency to wake up around 2 am bc we're different brands of weirdo) & she said, "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me. He also flies their tour plane a lot of the time bc he just really likes flying." Apparently, he holds CFI, CFII, & ATP certifications, so he's not just a pilot. He's rated as an instructor. And he owns a hot sauce brand, bc why not?