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this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

every once in awhile people will say "[my name], you have good taste in screen-based narrative stuff, what would you say is your favourite tv show" and i'll go "well first of all i don't have one of those because it's all dependent on what one is feeling like at a given time, but i sense that you're really asking what i like that's really really good" and they will say "yes you're right about that i would like advice on something to watch that's really really good" and i'll say "have you ever heard of the show black sails?" and they'll answer "oh isn't that the show about macho pirates that's like game of thrones i think i watched the first episode of that or something" and i will nod patiently and then reply that "it's actually possibly one of the most rewarding pieces of tv i've ever seen, it simply asks you to trust it and i know that's difficult in the climate of everything either goes on forever without a plan or else gets cancelled after two seasons but this one does neither of those, it's incredibly beautiful, and it's very politically cognisant as well" and i will get a blink and a "oh, well, im glad you like it" and i will wonder why i was being asked for recommendations in the first place