They used me for shenanigans.

YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK

Do you love the color of dis bear?

do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

since when is robert fucking reich active on tumblr??

He's been here the whole time.

I heard he stole his shoelaces from the president.