Time killer

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

I literally said, "Are you kidding me?" IN THE GASPED ADMIRING WAY.

Sometimes you see the start of an art video and your first thought is “oh no” because you just know it’s a trickster artist.

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

Never gonna forgive Disney for making people think Alice had a good time at that tea party

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011