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littlee-akumaa-deactivated20221

some people are afraid to be corny. not me. i live life on the cob, baby.

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ranni-thewitch

divert all power to the funk engine

elierlick

Now THIS is art

slimetony

i am doing everything in 2024

samshepard

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

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chongoblog

Listen, I completely understand why it was an issue for some people, but I still think that naming the original release of Deltarune “SURVEY_PROGRAM.exe” was really really funny

chongoblog

abandoned-quiche

also when you opened it you had to agree to the end user license agreement, which just said "YOU WILL ACCEPT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW ON." and when people on twitter told him their antivirus was flagging it as a threat, he posted a "fix" that was just a screenshot of the windows defender popup with the "run anyway" button circled

tobyfoxmademeascaly

#it's like taking candy from an unmarked white van#and the candy is wrapped in tinfoil and printer paper and the ingredients list just says ''dude trust me''#but you know that guy is a chocolatier and made the best damn truffles you ever tasted so you take the free van candy anyway#and it turns out that it is pretty good candy that this guy was just giving out for free (from yardsards)

ceruleanheaven

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

emotargaryen

one of the tweets of all time to me

unclefather

you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this

derinthescarletpescatarian

limnaia

For those who aren't getting the subtext here: cow's teats are fucking filthy, covered in mud and straw and all kinds of stuff. They also sometimes step on them when they're getting up from sleeping. Best case scenario, they just wipe mud from their hooves on it. Worst case, the hoof cuts the teat and wipes mud in it, so your milk is getting a bit of blood in it, if your farmhands don't spot it in the milking run.

None of these are things you want in your milk. Also, whether or not the milk is safe to drink, you still need to milk the cow, which still requires a milking machine (hopefully, if the cow hasn't hurt herself too badly) and while farmers do their best, a cowshed/milking run is not a sterile environment. The cows just piss and shit all over the run and your farmhands have to learn to dodge, or just put up with the fact that some splashback got in their hair for the rest of the day.

Everything that has been in a cowshed ideally needs to be pasteurised after. Up to and including the farmhands. Cows are massive, clumsy girls who don't know where their tits are, cause they can't see the fucking things. They cannot be trusted with hygiene, or food safe environments. They can barely be trusted with cow safe environments.

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lycanium

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds.

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

ajani

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

aracle

as an animation professional, i can tell you the official term for this is “giving up!”

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

people talk about women being ‘emotional’ and ‘overreacting,’ but you don’t see a woman making an arch-nemesis out of an albino whale and obsessively chasing it down like a lunatic for 585 pages

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

since i made this post, i’ve had multiple women telling me they would absolutely hunt down a whale for an extended period out of a bloodthirsty desire for vengeance, and i want to apologize for engaging in gender stereotypes

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

sandpancakecat

quasi-normalcy

Whoever invented the word "dead" to describe things that aren't alive was really going off. Love how monosyllabic it is, with a hard final consonant. Very definite. Very fatal. Good word.

amiya-shirou

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

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