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you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

all the people saying this is their dad in real life: I know, I use reddit 🫩 I have for sure read his r/AITA

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while