covert little thief

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

Lesson #4 buoyancy

For those interested specifically it is:

• Freshwater: ~ 1.00 g/cm3

• Seawater (Saltwater): ~ 1.025 g/cm3

• Average Human Body: ~ 0.985 g/cm3

Lesson #1 Prervious Lesson

Like that’s such a loaded way to feel bcus yes he was able to figure out how to kill the astrophage, yes he was in fact the man for the job, yes they were right to send him.

But!! It’s that, mixed with the fact that the guy who even helped him get to this step is still unconcious or dead for all he knows!! And he has no way of knowing how to get this to the other planet it needs to go to if its the latter!!

Book Stratt: "STOP FUCKING CRYING, BITCH! WAAH, WAAH, WAAAAH! I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT!"

She has explained it 500 times in front of every world leader.

"Wheemp wheemp!"

Her science guys have seen it 300 times.

"Why? Tell him!" -> "We! Don't! Know!"

This show has been on tour for a good while but she still gets really into it.

this was funnier in my head but here's a doodle anyways

i know their universes are separate but mark watney randomly picking up a hobby of intensely following a niche branch of microbiology while he was recovering from the mars debacle would be so him

random thoughts at 4am had me thinking about how useful he'd be to the project because of his outside the box thinking and creativity

Bloodymary on the rock Angsty Poster

“simon sees grace as an angel! simon thinks he’s in heaven!” do you know how fucking scary that is