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You’ve come to the right place as I do, in fact, have a PhD in phallic studies with a focus in the aforementioned speci(se)men.

FIRST AND FOREMOST, it must be noted that he is a grower, not a shower. But worry not, when presented with the right stimuli, the growth rate is exponential.

SECONDLY, while the size is debatable, I, a seasoned scholar with many years of study, believe the phallus of Reigen Aratakus is neither too big nor too small. This is what we in the field call “the sweet spot.” The length can be anywhere between 3.5 to 6 inches once fully erect.

THIRDLY, while on the subject of size, the subject’s uncircumcised girth is on the slender side. The circumference, for lack of a better word, is not intimidating: perfect for a first-timer or experienced partner.

IN ADDITION, the glans are a soft pink and connected to the shaft by a tight frenulum. The tip is more pointed than most and does have a tendency to leak copious pre-ejaculate when aroused.

MOVING AWAY FROM THE PENIS, it would be a disservice to not mention the blondish hairs in his pubis region. In addition, his scrotum is on the heavier side, but not overtly large.

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