Evil Shuckle

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

probably feels good as hell to be a drunk and belligerent king, and upon finding your gilded chalice has run dry of wine, to throw said chalice really hard at the head of the nearest courtier

KELSIER DOESNT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING EXCEPT SHOW UP IN PROLOGUES AND EPILOGUES AND FORTNITE I HATE HIM!!!!!!

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

a noob in the killfeed is worth two on the objective

really love keeping up with my mutuals through their little tags and vent posts. getting updates on how they’re doing is something like: glad to know your job at the library is going well. i’m sorry you haven’t gotten that raise. glad your finals went well. i’m sorry your teacher is so unhelpful. glad your tv show got renewed. i’m sorry they killed your favorite character. glad that you scored tickets to see your favorite artist. i’m sorry they aren’t touring near you at all. glad your cat is doing well. i’m sorry your mom is sick again. glad you’re feeling better now that it’s your favorite season. i’m sorry your meds aren’t working. glad you’re married now. i’m sorry you have to step back for your mental health. glad you’re still here. i’m sorry life is so hard. glad you’re alive, i hope things get easier for you soon

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

@shysideho this is your sign to get into the hobby!! 🤩