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Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

and make sure not to close their email account so that they can receive a verification code

has anyone heard of Cozy in bed…lifechanging

has anyone experienced Alarm goes off. devastating

Lately I’ve been really into being honest to people about my positive feelings towards them. I told my classmate that I’ve admired her creativity from the start and named a project of hers that I loved, and her face lit up! I took the train with a project partner the other day and told her that I always have so much fun with her, and it prompted an entire conversation about the difficulties of graduating from ‘classmates’ to ‘friends’ and both of our insecurities in this regard (and how we’re definitely getting coffee later). I express my gratitude honestly. I say what I feel if I’d be happy hearing it, myself. I remember details so that I can refer to them later. Once you realize how great you can make someone feel, all of those mundane moments become so special. It will maybe even create some lasting connections, something I think we could all use more of.

This is a great idea. Not just for building friends but for lifting up the people around you! What a wonderful way to interact with the world.

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

baseball heritage post

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

speak for yourself he utters the holy words 2 me

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies