chasin' that scholastic book fair high

Wow, apparently the bellows were also colored to match the housing, and they came with accessories like matching compacts.

@booksandabeer

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

“In the early days of the millennium, people would celebrate Beltane by posting pictures of dry ramen, a popular noodle dish at the time. The significance of this, however, has been lost to time. Some anthropologists theorize it was an offering of sustenance to an obscure god named Justin, so that he could complete his mythological world tour and thus keep the natural balance of the cosmos for another year.”

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[ID: screenshot of the header on AO3 at 01:23 local user time. it has the AO3 logo, Archive of Our Own with a small superscript omega after it. /ID]

Will genuinely never stop thinking about the interview where they asked Chris hemsworth mark ruffalo and Halle berry to guess the names of the couple in heated rivalry. And they were like. What’s heated rivalry. And the interviewer explained it to them and one of them went. “closeted hockey players…..? They can’t tell people they play hockey…………….?” Important to remember this exists in the world. #exiting my echo chamber

x come be bewildered with me.

reblog to disturb jk rowling

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that