medieval squire

my knight insists he can sense evil but so far this ability mostly applies to beautiful women who are courting the prince and nicer than average innkeepers

medieval calendar really needs a patch. there are simply too many saint days

why does every noble family have a weird little creature on their banner. what does the badger have to do with anything

bitches love me for my hapless charm and anxious nature

my knight is putting on his sluttiest fit for a night out on the town (full plate armor, burgonet helm, houppelande)

stop naming taverns "the sleeping ___". WAKE EM UP

i don't care whose bloodline is more ancient. whose crops are growing. whose surviving the plague

i support women's rights but more importantly women's wrongs. shoutout to the hedge witch who cursed the tax collector

i don't think it's healthy for children to be this involved in succession crises

i think some of you are just becoming knights for the aesthetic :/

ENOUGH with the prophecies. try making a schedule instead

if the kingdom spent half as much money fixing roads as it does funding jousting tournaments we'd all be happier

whoever invented porridge was clearly giving up

found a coin on the ground. today's looking up!

if i ever become king my first decree will be mandatory benches

one of the castle cats has been excommunicated. nobody will explain why