shitposting

new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers

I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory

vodka also releases flavors in me that are normally inaccessible

[ID: a cow stands ankle deep in an ocean, staring at the waves. Image text says, “I am bad at video games... But I am free.”]

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

world heritage post

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

I can’t read cursive handwriting

what does this say

i cant read cursive handwriting

bitch me neither thats why i asked

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

she holding that tittie for dear life

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

Am I having a fucking stroke

what the fuck was that

World heritage post.

BRO AM I GOING CRAZY WTF IS GOING ON?!

@nonbinary-hedgehog its the pineapple jojos post!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame just incase you dont have it

What a ride.