"catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut"

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

                                                                                                                            #deli lady was the real national treasure all along                                     

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

The average Tumblr blogger has such poor manners that even a pig would be embarrassed to bring them home to its mother.

when youre mean to me this is who youre being mean to 🥺🎀 *image of one of the seven knights of the abyss. clad in obsidian black armor. eyes burning a hellish red glow. standing tall on the blood-soaked field of battle. its blade alone towers above mortal men. it is also clear that the knight has a massive cock.*

Mulder & Scully will wake up in the middle of the night & instinctively reach for the phone to call each other only to remember they sleep in the same bed now so they can just turn over

*scully whispering two inches from mulders face at 2am*: mulder it’s me

Great opportunity to suddenly have an imaginary twin sister

Just wear a different outfit

Its been long enough that it seems like the entire staff has turned over xds