"catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut"

at the grocery store getting mad at the fruit and vegetables for thinking so highly of themselves when just a few years ago they came home with me for 99 cents

gonna have to become a dark broody rich and handsome mafia leader and walk by the isle teasingly, what are you shivering for baby girl? the grocery water spray too cold or you just happy to see me now that I'm not unemployed and broke

Lot of free cats down there

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

gift shopping for younger cousins is so scary like I want to be cool. but not seem clingy. or seem distant. but I want them to know that I care about them so so much and I am always here if they need someone to talk to. and also we only see each other like once a year. but I held them when they were babies and saw them grow up and I Want Them To Know I Care So So Much,

how do I let this middle schooler know id die for them on a $20 budget

I oppress canadians at all opportunities so you dont have to

Fun fact! I genuinely had to condition myself out of saying Canadia and was only successful maybe a 3 years ago (5 years after this post)

Suppress them harder

You realize you let the piece of shit escape into the US? And that the piece of shit that replaced him has most of his shit (and family?) is also in the US?

I'm sorry that Justin Treudau escaped my grasp and is now dating a pop star who killed a nun

Well well well

I have a budget of 50 of my superior currency for you to post me a latte loose in a box

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

Well well well

This feels like revenge for all the times i insulted yourweak currency OTL