"catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut"

Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

Didn’t do much damage tho like one stab was a light scratch and one was a bruise and then only one actual wound that still wasn’t too deep like just badages no stitching and it was on the soft flesh of the underside of the upperarm so like she wasn’t really trying to hurt me just scare me which I why I said “you’re not gonna do anything” and turned my back so she felt forced to st- oh hey look I just did it I did the thing where I in need to get told “do not defend your ex who just stabbed you with knife in your back”

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad