"catgirl-looking book of Mormon-reading anti-slut"

when youre mean to me this is who youre being mean to 🥺🎀 *image of one of the seven knights of the abyss. clad in obsidian black armor. eyes burning a hellish red glow. standing tall on the blood-soaked field of battle. its blade alone towers above mortal men. it is also clear that the knight has a massive cock.*

Mulder & Scully will wake up in the middle of the night & instinctively reach for the phone to call each other only to remember they sleep in the same bed now so they can just turn over

*scully whispering two inches from mulders face at 2am*: mulder it’s me

Great opportunity to suddenly have an imaginary twin sister

Just wear a different outfit

Its been long enough that it seems like the entire staff has turned over xds

at the grocery store getting mad at the fruit and vegetables for thinking so highly of themselves when just a few years ago they came home with me for 99 cents

gonna have to become a dark broody rich and handsome mafia leader and walk by the isle teasingly, what are you shivering for baby girl? the grocery water spray too cold or you just happy to see me now that I'm not unemployed and broke

Lot of free cats down there

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"