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I’ll never be ok with AI summaries on search engines etc because at the core of me I don’t even want my own computer to know what I’m using it for. my searchbar shouldn’t know what I’m typing into it. close your fucking eyes bitch I’m shy

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

why are vampires alwayssss from the 16-1800’s.. and they’re always like “i’m ancient” *historian voice* you actually are from the early modern era. if you’re younger than the hagia sophia you’re not ancient. 6,000 year old minoan vampire when

actually i think it’s a fascinating part of how humans see history in their respective eras, right now we romanticize the edwardian, victorian, and colonial eras. in those times we romanticized the medieval era. in the medieval era we romanticized the roman era. in the roman era we romanticized the greek empire. in the greek empire they romanticized the bronze age (known to them as the “age of heroes”) i’ve always found it kind of adorable that the second we find ourselves in a distinct era of time we look back with rose colored glasses and use it as the settings for our stories. obviously sometimes nostalgia becomes reactionary but that’s a different discussion

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

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brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man