Hi 1 quastion

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

shine normal like a plain rock

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

THE GRIND NEVER STARTS ‼️🔥💯💯