Movie Quotes and Inside Jokes

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

I am fucking dying

UNMUTE IT  P L E A S E

Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

Oh, man, sorry 😞 something came up. Can we reschedule for......... how about April 9th? Same time?

Does anyone else ever feel like you are really good at keeping people talking to you for a while, and you think you're forming this really tight bond... and then they just like... lose interest in you or move on from you?

You can make one here

The holy trinity

This is so fucking wholesome wtf

1/23/2022

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1920s gangster voice: when you stare into the boid the boid stares back