Movie Quotes and Inside Jokes

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

may i offer you a tank of dinguses in this trying time?

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

I am fucking dying

UNMUTE IT  P L E A S E

Genuinely one of the best impressions I’ve ever heard, lmao. Fucking class.

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

Oh, man, sorry 😞 something came up. Can we reschedule for......... how about April 9th? Same time?