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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

Daenerys Targaryen is literally awesome. Don’t let the fact that the phrase “Mother of Dragons” was everywhere for a while blind you to the fact that Mother of Dragons is the sickest title that anyone has ever had. She walked into a funeral pyre with petrified dragon eggs and all of her hair burned off and dragons came back to life. She’s awesome.

Also sometimes she wears a giant white lions pelt on her head

The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this

i ironically miss those heavy metal bands