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Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

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hail-the-villainess

Girls can have a berserk mode as a treat. fangs and glowing eyes and animalistic snarling are good enrichment for girls.

hometoursandotherstuff

ekjohnston

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

triangleguy

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

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chatteringfox

[Image description: Tweet by retired Fan (@ hippie swordfish) reading: hey asshole I'll See you in court...food court !!! We are friends /.End ID]

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pmamtraveller

Insomnia, Casey Childs

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

hogmilked

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

lakrizooeh

Figured this part of the song might benefit from a new... Facade!

beztvare-menici-se

Dnes jsem kolem Střeleckého ostrova viděl projíždět velký černý mercedes s otevřeným okýnkem. Zastavil na přechodu a já jsem na ten malý moment zahlédl hranatou tvář Fíly Turka, těsně před tím, než to rozbombil minimálně na osmdesát.

Tudíž jsem jakožto pověrčivý člověk (a jako řádný občan České republiky) okamžitě provedl všechny rituály, které by měl jeden dělat, když mu přes cestu přejde černá kočka, protože zahlédnout Filipa Turka v divočině Prahy je jako slyšet vyzvánění telefonu v břiše spinosaura, nebo vidět bílý záblesk na kosmické lodi. Nevěstí to nic dobrého a beztak to přináší smůlu!

#čumblr #č #česky #czech

chechula

comic I drew for Klenová gallery ♥ it’s about old abandoned swimming pool (that is behind my town :D ) !my other little comics are here!

#koupák mého dětství #proč to vidím až teď #czech #č #čumblr

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clockworkrobotic

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

atomikats

curiouser and curiouser

mindsmist

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

burntblueberrywaffles

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

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my dead wife. the ad free internet

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