Žraločí CPR

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

@entities-of-posts ..hunt (sorry i tag you so much gng)

Seconded

name a scam bigger than women’s jeans

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

ARE THEY DRESSED AT THE FUCKING SPICE GIRLS

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

HATE when an american has an obviously slavic last name and i have to try and force my brain to pronounce it americanly. like who the hell is dejvid surny. vole to je david černý. s nim jsem chodila do školy

one thing europe has that the US lacks is when you go in the kebab shop and they got shiny sweaty young hairy guys that are jacked and chubby working in there and you and you start 3d visualizing sucking dick in your head but you just gotta order normally and get out of there

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode