on quest to be a better artist

It’s evil to give people an education, time with their children, and healthcare? 🤔🤔🤔

yanks be like maternity leave? not ending up 30K in debt for an ambulance ride? fair wages? decent living standards? sounds communist to me

Temporarily embarrassed millionaires

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

@musicalsandtrees

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

I despise having lucid dreams when I’m in the throes of hyperfixation. I just fell asleep and had a dream where I was talking to Beelzebub in a really casual way and I asked “oh so was Crowley the first demon to defy Hell and go native?” and Beez said “No, someone else did before him, here he is now” and it was Gordon fucking Ramsay

okay but that’s a galaxy brain take

Ref for later

The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

It’s the “Souless CGI” scale. It slides from boring to horrifying.

It slides from “maybe this wasn’t necessary?” to “we are past the point of God’s forgiveness”

i have to get up at 7 A.M. for work tomorrow and here i am, at 1 A.M., listening to david tennant and catherine tate argue about astrology like my life depends on it

david tennant going off for 40 some seconds about how astrology doesn’t make any sense and how placements are just loopholes and getting louder and talking faster as he goes and getting himself more and more riled up despite the fact that catherine tate isn’t saying ANYTHING to him and her just delivering the final blow of “just so you know david is an aries” proves the existence of astrology AND typecasting

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.

i never thought about the potions things but damn u right

Spy Kids is a national treasure

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

They did Spy Kids cuz Spy Kids fuckin SLAPS. Bad post op

Real answer: because Robert Rodriguez’s experience working with Tarantino lead to him developing a way to make movies with essentially no budget AND made him a lot of friends in Hollywood, plus he was making these movies specifically for his kids and had such an infectious energy about it, he was a joy to work with and those big-name actors did it almost for free.

So, basically, they did it for fun. Is that it?

Yeah, and because it was very little work, the movies were shot in record time almost entirely on greenscreen.

@star-anise this feels related to your explanations of weird western associations about cleanliness

Some of the best textual sources on medieval soapmaking and cosmetics are written by angry horny medieval European monks who believe that being clean and smelling nice is tantamount to witchcraft.

So you’re saying that monks evolved into Incels and neckbeards, and the monastery has been reincarnated as 4chan?

im actually speechless

I actually did this for math finals

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

Don’t even think the word marriage unless your gonna go this level

very good content

Ah, some gold!

Omfg, a goldmine

@estheticallypleased

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

All those posts about memes being their own language? This is the alphabet.