Hatsune Miku… Save me. Save me Hatsune Miku.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

I have GOT to stop spending $30

PENCIL?!?

we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank

imagine six thousand people read your journal every single day . thank fuck only like 10 of you max interact with me

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

more evidence for the 'they didnt dissappear, they just married into our communities' theory

Neaderthals were too thick and sexy to survive. Sad.

Denisovans too

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”