Hatsune Miku… Save me. Save me Hatsune Miku.

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

buttered rolls that make the world a little softer

come back to me most perfect of comics

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

in the pale moonlight I stand lone and bloodied. I look sick as fuck and you wish you were me

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.