Hatsune Miku… Save me. Save me Hatsune Miku.

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

Little freaks

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

Being bisexual is my party trick if anything ever gets boring in a group of gay people i can just say “I was in a relationship with a woman for 5 years” and everybody acts like I just set off a bomb

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.