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personally i don’t think tom would growl and say something like “you’re mine” when he gets jealous over harry. i think he’d be like “oh… so you are friends with people other than me…” or “oh… so you’ve dated people before me…” and he’d ask leading questions like that while thinking he’s being very subtle and masterfully covering up his true feelings. and then he gets up and leaves harry and then disappears into his room and lies under the covers, shaking, vibrating, with pitiful whimpers falling from his lips, pretending he isn’t crying, thinking about how harry doesn’t love him after all and how embarrassing he’s been so far and how he’s NEVER going to trust anyone ever again and NEVER open himself up to anyone again and human beings SUCK and everyone LIES and he’s ALL ALONE and maybe he really should get on with creating those horcruxes because it’s not like ANYONE (harry) CARES what he does with his SOUL! and then he stays in bed for two days and shows up to breakfast red-eyed and blank faced and tries to ignore harry. and then he obviously fails

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

#apprehended for his crimes

tfw the laser dot catches you

Getting sucked into a jet engine and coming out the other side a little more handsome

developing your ocs is 50% waiting for bursts of divine inspiration like an oracle sleeping next the vapours seeping from fissures in the temple floor and 50% stalking them in your mind relentlessly like a persistence predator until they tire out enough for you to get close and scamper away with the bloody scraps of "eye colour: brown" and "dislikes: people who think they're funny" clutched in your mouth like a hunting trophy

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style