Babbles

"my lord with all your heirs are you not worried of a succession crisis." Said the advisor "trust I have asked them many times and all but two deny the throne." Said the king "my oldest thinks it's his obligation to take it and my youngest thinks it allows her to eat ice cream for dinner."

— Batman being asked who is inheriting the cowl and mantle

A DNI but it’s just a list of twentieth century theologians I can’t stand

You don't need to want to have babies to be a decent person when you're talking about babies. These aren't a dog breed you can freely and comically despise, they are tiny vulnerable human beings. Even if the next sentence out of your mouth is "well, I hate kids BUT-" no. You need to get that vocabulary out of yourself. I'm not saying you're doing anything worse, but the words are already despicable.

Every so often the topic comes up where someone wants to know what is my strategy for the nuclear apocalypse. I will tell you. My strategy is to be one of the 50+ percent of humanity that dies within the first minute. I ain't deal with all that

back on my “it’s very important that cowardice is a vice, actually” hobbyhorse ✌️

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

give me the beat boys and free your plums I wanna steal some of the icebox ones this is just to say