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wake up a cup get your tits sucked in my (kt) tape up face fucked get your (protein) shake up fake bluff dick suck put your sticks up for the mfing princess

i put my hair up in a messy bun and handled it

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

does anyone want to see my shane and ilya tomodachis

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[ID: a series of gifs from Doctor Who, showing Rose, Mickey, Jack, and the Ninth Doctor in the TARDIS. Rose grins and pulls Mickey into a hug, and Jack looks over at Nine and asks, "how come I never get any of that?" Nine responds, "buy me a drink first." Jack says, "such hard work." and Nine looks over his shoulder, exclaims, "but worth it!" and grins brightly at Jack. END ID]

we need to urgently give conher storshe some estrogen cigarettes

armand de generes when danielkota johnson went but that’s not true arun

group of bloggers jailed for a coordinated forcefemming of mx storrie