see you later space cowboy...

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

best vision

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

food has no moral value. being fed does.

each time you like/reblog a post from me you're basically hitting me in the chest with an open-palmed strike. and it hurts really bad

but you can keep doing it

“black cat crossing your path is bad luck” untrue actually!! it’s good luck because i get to see a kitty. hope this helps!