see you later space cowboy...

in the wake of new trends i believe we may finally have what it takes to balance the extremes of nothingburger and everythingbagel... and between them, find a middleberry

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

They consented but at what cost

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today