A Record Of Times I Shouldn't've

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

Man like I don't even know how to break down just how fucking stupid this shit is

Like if you say stuff like this you have to know that you're both full of shit and being a transmisogniystic prick right. Like you dont actually know what you're talking about from any experience you just have this ironclad conviction that trans women are sex predators because you're stupid and an asshole. You know that you're just making shit up, right?

“Yeah, we can eat this twogirl style” my girlfriend, referring to a pizza we just ordered

Reblog if you want to get eaten twogirl style

to be entirely fair my ringtone is fantasy costco theme

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys