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you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

good job everybody the tags are so fun to read! almost zero repeats too

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

reblog to thank prev for being here

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

i miss the old tumblr days when we would spend hours on our laptops customizing themes to make our blogs look aesthetically pleasing. back then your tumblr page felt like a reflection of your personality and now that it’s mostly mobile based, everyone sees the same layout. a lot of the creativity and individuality that made tumblr so fun feels lost