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when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

and you may say "if you want transport that goes on a predetermined on rails route you want trains" and thats true i do want trains. but i want trains that do sick loops and make me vomit. its an improvement for nobody and it would be awesome.

Just a fork. I got plenty.

I've got more masks

Yeah it was probably the wings

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

if you were like a video game enemy and when you died, you poofed into sparkles and left 3 collectible items behind, what would they be

good job everybody the tags are so fun to read! almost zero repeats too

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

reblog to thank prev for being here