All Hail the Quing

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

the number one thing you can do to solve around a third of your problems is like yourself genuinely for the good attributes that you've put time and effort into.

it is easier to have relationships to other people, it is more difficult to manipulate you through advertisement, you can be more okay with solitude and thus unlikely to fall in with people who just fill space, you can build skills because you have the confidence you that you can, other people will like you more initially because humans mirror eachother- loving yourself makes you easier to love.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

i think when we used to point out that a story didn't need a sex scene what we meant was "this story reduces its women to mere sex objects and gives them no interiority so the sex scenes are gratuitous and geared towards the male gaze" it wasn't the sex that bothered us per se it was the objectification of female characters while givig them little to no consequence to the overall story but nowadays people mean "sex is icky and gross and has no merit to ever be portrayed in our arts which should be good and pure and never ever make ME feel discomfort" and it's like. i bet a bowl of unfrosted flakes looks real good to you rn

Erotic smoke detector roleplay

Waking up ur bbgirl at four in the morning to a deafening screech cause ur batteries died but yall don't have any 12-volts so she's gotta jam a pillow over your face until the noise stops n she can go back to sleep

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

i think its a lil sad how often people will like restrain themselves from exploring new identities and hobbies because they don't want it to be an "embarrassing phase" because honestly i think its way cooler to have a diverse and varied lifestyle that you can look back on and say "omg i used to love doing that!" and apply those skills and interests to something else.