hey hi hello! this is the den of a goblin by name of socket, or a human by name of joey, who may or may not be several dorky arcanists in a trenchcoat
(i can also be found as oddsocket on bsky)
within this den lies an eclectic jumble of fandomposting, wizard appreciation, tabletop and OC yelling, posts that otherwise resonated with me, pretty art, and....just me scrawling on the walls, really (which is to say you will be subjected to my stream of consciousness; i do a lot of introspection and parts work on main, and i also have never been normal about my blorbos or my interests in my life and don't intend to start.) there will be the occasional nsfw post, it keeps the ecosystem healthy.
i draw creachers, monsters, original characters, assorted fanart and a whole lot of pokemon over on my artblog, @electrical-socket ! my tabletop blog is @dark-nat-ones-blessing !
#the my art tag - for when i've drawn things! (i post wips and doodles here that don't always make it to my artblog)
#socket talks - my assorted ramblings, musings, journallings and Original Words
#socketface - my arguably human visage
#socket's ocs - catchall tag for OC text posts and art.
#do people still say gpoy - posts that reflect who i am as a person lmao
character-specific tags and other regular tags under the cut!
OC Blorbo Tags
julian montgomery summerwind, wizard, magibotanist and Blorbo Prime, gets multiple tags because he's my specialest little guy
#julian summerwind - all art and julian-centric textposts
#juliancore - extremely julian aesthetics
#julian.txt - textposts with julian energy. i sometimes bully him with these.
#pepper braidsilver and #pepper.txt - pepper braidsilver, draconic gnome sorcerer
#pale horizon.txt - pale horizon, doomed pale elf junk-mage (body horror warning!)
#nuth.txt - "nothing", tiefling urchin warlock and Certified Little Shit
#sorrel.txt - sorrel pondweed, hexblooded halfling sorcerer
#tiskkin.txt - tiskkin, alchemist kobold artificer
#katja.txt - katja, boisterous beefcake bearlike barbarian
#variel.txt - variel, seasonally unpredictable eladrin druid
#lucienne.txt - lucienne felynas, half-drow wizard and curse nerd (frequently nsfw)
#elias.txt - elias hollyhock, humanish illusionist wizard and Ambiguous Love Interest to julian
#archfey tag - the wisteria fey, hedonistic and sentimental keeper of the gilded garden (frequently NSFW). also catchall archfey aesthetics in general.
also, #hyacinthineposting for anything related to Hyacinthine, my julian/elias/wisteria fey fic. it's a character study and tragic backstory exploration via torrid feywild not-quite-flashback hallucinations. :3c
other recurring tags
#familiars - creachers that appeal to me in a wizard fashion
#wizardposting - wizardly posts of all varieties
#transmutation tag - acts of transmutation, altered materials, Things That Look Like They've Been Turned Into Other Things
#magibotany - magical plants, fungi and plant- or fungus-creatures
#feywild vibes - art and environments that are strange and faerie to me
#wizard fashions - particularly arcane garments and accessories
#beafts - real cool looking monsters, sometimes even cool looking real animals
#significant otters - cute otters! and #seals of approval - cute seals! (i like water mammals.)
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(and also..... "Socket Does Parts Work On Main" tags!
okay okay so listen, i'm not plural but not not plural. it's complicated. i do a lot of parts work and i personify the fragments of myself a lot. sometimes a post will resonate with a specific part of me, and i'll tag it duly!
(previously i just nametagged them, but am recently adding the .exe tags for posts actively tagged from This Part Is Active Right Now)
#ravening beast / #ravening beast.exe - The Beast Behind My Ribs. hungry werewolf imagery, frequent NSFW warning
#bleedingheart / #bleedingheart.exe - The Sopping Wet Creature With So Many Hands. yearning, trauma processing, etc.
#yonder.exe - Playful Little Thing! highly social potentially obnoxious little Gremlinself. )
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eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
The one (1) thing I do appreciate about summer in all its Goddamn Warmness is that it does enable me to take successful naps. On days that aren’t so hot as to make upstairs uninhabitable it instead produces the Guaranteed Nap Temperature, where all I need to do to induce unconsciousness is to be in my warm room and watch a video of adequate length. Incredibly reliable soporific. It’s great.
Now, if it could just stay Guaranteed Nap Temperature instead of once again threatening me in the midweek with ‘fuck your life, sweat all night’ temps, that’d be perfect. I’m reaching the point of suggesting we ritually sacrifice a meteorologist. I know it’s not the meteorologists’ fault but they do need an incentive to stop making optimistic predictions, and I think they’re usually easier to get your hands on than an oil executive.
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The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.
You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)
Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic
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Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
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the number one thing you can do to solve around a third of your problems is like yourself genuinely for the good attributes that you've put time and effort into.
it is easier to have relationships to other people, it is more difficult to manipulate you through advertisement, you can be more okay with solitude and thus unlikely to fall in with people who just fill space, you can build skills because you have the confidence you that you can, other people will like you more initially because humans mirror eachother- loving yourself makes you easier to love.
