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hey hi hello! this is the den of a goblin by name of socket, or a human by name of joey, who may or may not be several dorky arcanists in a trenchcoat

(i can also be found as oddsocket on bsky)

within this den lies an eclectic jumble of fandomposting, wizard appreciation, tabletop and OC yelling, posts that otherwise resonated with me, pretty art, and....just me scrawling on the walls, really (which is to say you will be subjected to my stream of consciousness; i do a lot of introspection and parts work on main, and i also have never been normal about my blorbos or my interests in my life and don't intend to start.) there will be the occasional nsfw post, it keeps the ecosystem healthy.

i draw creachers, monsters, original characters, assorted fanart and a whole lot of pokemon over on my artblog, @electrical-socket ! my tabletop blog is @dark-nat-ones-blessing ! #the my art tag - for when i've drawn things! (i post wips and doodles here that don't always make it to my artblog) #socket talks - my assorted ramblings, musings, journallings and Original Words #socketface - my arguably human visage #socket's ocs - catchall tag for OC text posts and art. #do people still say gpoy - posts that reflect who i am as a person lmao

character-specific tags and other regular tags under the cut!

#socket talks #finally got around to making a pinned post!!!

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loveridden1999

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

the-overthinktank

this pet adoption database has insane website design choices

ankle-beez

new snapcube video is great

ooppo

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

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yeesiine

i love a good kisser like wow can we do that again and again and again

#chaffinch.txt #but also mood #sighs. i miss. being Kissed.

ballwizard

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

julpernulper

parents will be like “you’ve changed” and it’s just you started doing the things that make you comfortable that you always wanted to do but was too scared to express your wants and needs

#or things you always very clearly said you wanted to do but they didn't let you #<- prev tags

mintmatcha

yeah its sexy but is it erotic

fuckrozanov

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

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voydhymn

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

#oh mood

somethingherbal

he jpg

oh my GOD will people ever read the fuckign ARTICLE before getting rowdy and (checks the post in question) opposing the existence of a means for queer youth to safely hide their reading material from potentially queerphobic parents????????

it fascinates me. like, being so ready to assume absolutely everything is an act of aggression against you. gang, is it 'erasure' to allow closeted individuals a way to not out themselves / more safely enjoy queer lit?

#socket talks #forgive me. i'm vagueing about something not on tumblr #i saw some folks getting inexplicably rowdy about optional book sleeves being provided by a publisher #and getting mad???? at the publisher???#INCREDIBLE piss on the poor moment. i think they're under the impression the queer books are being robbed of their covers #so people don't have to see queer books #even though the publisher's own site is like 'we feel a way about making these because we really shouldn't have to.'#'we want people to be able to read safely but we know not everyone can. so you can add these on if you want to disguise your book.'#'also we commissioned a two-spirit artist for the sleeve art'#GOSH. SO ERASURE.

cheesenames

personally i do not prefer when stories engaging with complicated topics attempt to make themselves good educational resources on said complicated topics

sillybillytime

Being trans is like being given a house that sucks. The pipes are leaky and the wallpaper is so ugly and the beds are lumpy and you feel uncomfortable every time you set foot in there.

Everyone else seems to really like their houses though, and you can’t see inside of them, so you just assume that you’re being weird.

And then you hear about the construction project that’s happening down the road. And you didn’t know that was an option. You can just…fix your house? It can be better? You don’t have to live with the horrible lighting and weird furniture?

But other people scoff at the construction. They complain about the noise. “Why can’t they just be happy? The plumbing is great and the furniture is so comfortable! Why would you change it? And why do we have to deal with all their issues anyways? They could just do it quietly, away from us!” And you thought everyone hated their houses, at least a little. And it’s so much work to renovate. It’s fine in your house. It sucks, but it’s fine.

Then one day you try putting up a new painting. Something small. Just for you. Just to try it. And it feels like you. It feels right. And you didn’t know anything felt that good, ever. So you start to do more. And more. And eventually you might even start construction. And it’s inconvenient, and loud, and people complain, but you didn’t know that it could feel good to go home.

And then, one day, your renovations are done. And you get to have a home like everyone else. And that joy you felt looking at that painting? It’s everywhere now. And it’s normal.

It’s hard to build the home for your soul all on your own. But it’s worth it. It’s so worth it

#sometimes it’s like being given a house that doesn’t suck exactly #it’s a nice house. but it’s a nice house someone else gave you and they’re the ones who picked everything out.#and people come over and they like your house! you know?#it’s not what you would’ve chosen but i mean it does the job #it’s presentable. yeah the sofas are all velvet but you can tolerate that your skin doesn’t like it #you can just put a throw over it right? no need to get new sofas!#and doesn’t renovating feel like so much effort?#AND people might not like it as much. and the people who gave it to you might feel like you’re insulting them.#and everyone’s going to make a big deal about the noise #and people are going to say they liked it better before #but then you see someone who has chosen Halloween decorations all year round #and has painted their front door bright orange #and you’re like ‘oh. that rocks though.’#and as soon as you start redecorating you realise this doesn’t have to just be A House. it can very much be Your House.#and you never have to sit on velvet again.

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transgenderer

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

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@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

fleysh

bluesardine

Some great additions from the comments.

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