hey hi hello! this is the den of a goblin by name of socket, or a human by name of joey, who may or may not be several dorky arcanists in a trenchcoat
(i can also be found as oddsocket on bsky)
within this den lies an eclectic jumble of fandomposting, wizard appreciation, tabletop and OC yelling, posts that otherwise resonated with me, pretty art, and....just me scrawling on the walls, really (which is to say you will be subjected to my stream of consciousness; i do a lot of introspection and parts work on main, and i also have never been normal about my blorbos or my interests in my life and don't intend to start.) there will be the occasional nsfw post, it keeps the ecosystem healthy.
i draw creachers, monsters, original characters, assorted fanart and a whole lot of pokemon over on my artblog, @electrical-socket ! my tabletop blog is @dark-nat-ones-blessing !
#the my art tag - for when i've drawn things! (i post wips and doodles here that don't always make it to my artblog)
#socket talks - my assorted ramblings, musings, journallings and Original Words
#socketface - my arguably human visage
#socket's ocs - catchall tag for OC text posts and art.
#do people still say gpoy - posts that reflect who i am as a person lmao
character-specific tags and other regular tags under the cut!
OC Blorbo Tags
julian montgomery summerwind, wizard, magibotanist and Blorbo Prime, gets multiple tags because he's my specialest little guy
#julian summerwind - all art and julian-centric textposts
#juliancore - extremely julian aesthetics
#julian.txt - textposts with julian energy. i sometimes bully him with these.
#pepper braidsilver and #pepper.txt - pepper braidsilver, draconic gnome sorcerer
#pale horizon.txt - pale horizon, doomed pale elf junk-mage (body horror warning!)
#nuth.txt - "nothing", tiefling urchin warlock and Certified Little Shit
#sorrel.txt - sorrel pondweed, hexblooded halfling sorcerer
#tiskkin.txt - tiskkin, alchemist kobold artificer
#katja.txt - katja, boisterous beefcake bearlike barbarian
#variel.txt - variel, seasonally unpredictable eladrin druid
#lucienne.txt - lucienne felynas, half-drow wizard and curse nerd (frequently nsfw)
#elias.txt - elias hollyhock, humanish illusionist wizard and Ambiguous Love Interest to julian
#archfey tag - the wisteria fey, hedonistic and sentimental keeper of the gilded garden (frequently NSFW). also catchall archfey aesthetics in general.
also, #hyacinthineposting for anything related to Hyacinthine, my julian/elias/wisteria fey fic. it's a character study and tragic backstory exploration via torrid feywild not-quite-flashback hallucinations. :3c
other recurring tags
#familiars - creachers that appeal to me in a wizard fashion
#wizardposting - wizardly posts of all varieties
#transmutation tag - acts of transmutation, altered materials, Things That Look Like They've Been Turned Into Other Things
#magibotany - magical plants, fungi and plant- or fungus-creatures
#feywild vibes - art and environments that are strange and faerie to me
#wizard fashions - particularly arcane garments and accessories
#beafts - real cool looking monsters, sometimes even cool looking real animals
#significant otters - cute otters! and #seals of approval - cute seals! (i like water mammals.)
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(and also..... "Socket Does Parts Work On Main" tags!
okay okay so listen, i'm not plural but not not plural. it's complicated. i do a lot of parts work and i personify the fragments of myself a lot. sometimes a post will resonate with a specific part of me, and i'll tag it duly!
(previously i just nametagged them, but am recently adding the .exe tags for posts actively tagged from This Part Is Active Right Now)
#ravening beast / #ravening beast.exe - The Beast Behind My Ribs. hungry werewolf imagery, frequent NSFW warning
#bleedingheart / #bleedingheart.exe - The Sopping Wet Creature With So Many Hands. yearning, trauma processing, etc.
#yonder.exe - Playful Little Thing! highly social potentially obnoxious little Gremlinself. )
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Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.
Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.
Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.
Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
everyone fucks up, and youāre not unforgivable just because you werenāt able to meet your highest expectations when you were at a low point in life. being imperfect doesnāt make you unforgivable, you are already enough as you are, mistakes and all
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I don't know how to make this not sound mean but I'm not trying to be mean, so please know that going in.
Listening to a podcast about bodies and eating disorders and the body positivity movement of the last decade ish and hearing someone say (paraphrasing from memory here) "body positivity was all capitalism, there were no legislative changes, just new brands of jeans"
Legislative changes are super important but I cannot emphasize enough that jeans coming in bigger sizes and fat-friendly cuts is actually a really big deal! With meaningful impacts on people's lives (including mine)! Fat people do need clothes! And you may not realize this, but if you're over a certain size (that's not even that big a size) there's a very good chance you can go to a big box store and *not find anything that fits you*. There are towns in the US where if you're over a size 18 you need to drive an hour away or shop online to get things in your size. And they're expensive! "Just buy used" if they even have your size! Fat people want to look nice too. And we face enough judgement during job interviews (to give one example) without trying to do it in clothes that don't fit or are super uncomfortable.
Actually: If you're fat and you want to look cute/hot/masc/femme/etc I cannot recommend this website enough, you put in your measurements and it lists what brands have your size. You can filter for stuff like sensory friendly, nonbinary, masc, organic, etc. It's not AI just a database.
Phoria is a platform to help plus-size and gender-expansive people build a more sustainable and ethical wardrobe they love. Weāre a benefit
my 100% failproof way to handle reactionaries asking why i donāt shave at all is going ābecause i donāt want toā it works because what they really want is an argument about the merits of feminism, and theyāll draw it out and try to convince you itās a cult or whatever, but you can avoid it all by sticking to āi just donāt wanna. donāt feel like itā and if they argue with you about it you can use your ultimate ability, which is āiām sorry i thought it was a free country?ā which, believe me, they cannot come back from. theyāll either drop it or start harping on something you didnāt say, and itās important you donāt take the bait at that point. when they canāt argue with what you say, they assume your beliefs and attack those. and you crucially must be visibly baffled at their change of direction because it will make them seem and possibly feel crazy (which they are). āi donāt want to shaveā is a perfect response because truly it all comes down to autonomy and the ability to do what you want. theyāll try to say āfeminism makes you think you have to do thatā and itās important to not take that bait. to reiterate that you donāt know what they mean and you just donāt like shaving and that itās really weird to look into it that deep. this works i promise
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