o green and glorious! o herbaceous treat!

if we keep making internet memes into feature films i want one based on the SCP where they figure out how to revive a guy and he comes back and tells the scientists that death is conscious unbearable agony, forever, and then everyone mindwipes themselves because. cognitohazard. mass chaos etc

whenever my sense of self worth flags i remember that i exist specifically because someone (my mom) wanted very badly for me to exist. a quarter of a century later we take up seats in a busy café for a whole afternoon on just one coffee each (and also steal the little cookies from people who left without eating theirs), and she looks at me and says "isn't it nice how we never run out of things to talk about?"

friendship evolutions are kicking my ass i have chansey, golbat, togepi and eevee all 1) full of potential 2) currently useless in a fight 3) overleveled and underevolved