Fat Best Friend

I’m not tanning I don’t tan I’m absorbing solar energy in a cool way I’m like Birdman

I did ask the doctors if I could keep my six inch vertical belly button but unfortunately the medical profession is filled with cowards.

POV: I’m hot

They are correct to be jealous I am magnificent.

I am not a deliberate gainer, I am just a guy who loves food. I get asked this a lot by people who want to gain weight, and here is my best advice: Just learn to prepare food you actually enjoy! Basically every fat person I know has gotten there by enjoying their food, and every ‘gainer’ I know is struggling to put on pounds while drinking these terrible concoctions. I understand there’s a kink divide here between the hedonists and the masochists, for some people the unpleasantness is the point, it’s just not a good long term strategy. You’ve heard people say weight loss is about developing sustainable habits? The reverse is also true! If you can find something you actually enjoy it’ll be a lot easier. Instead of some bitter protein powder thing you can barely tolerate, try learning how to make a NORMAL MILKSHAKE at home. They are easy and already very fattening but they are actually delicious so you will want to drink them more regularly. This is a principle that can be applied to many types of food. I know you people love your weight gain fics about an evil wizard preparing some weird magic fattening potion, but seriously just try making normal milkshakes I’m begging you. It’ll help you reach your ideal body faster and it’ll also make you a better host!

If God doesn’t exist then how come fat men have so many warm places to put your hands when you’re cold in the winter time

Yes you can now find me on there as BillyGorgeous, it’s a free subscription with some premium videos

I will never try Minecraft for the same reason I will never try heroin, I am too afraid that I would love it

Wow great question. My favorite animal is the star-nosed mole but I can’t say that I would want to be a star-nosed mole. The life of a raccoon looks very appealing to me sometimes. There is so much garbage in this world, and they love garbage. I wish garbage made me that happy.

wow I have not opened my Tumblr inbox in a long long time

If I lie down on my back for more than 30 seconds she’s there it’s the comfiest spot in the house

when god made me he ran out of material to fill the mold and had to go back to the store multiple times

Thank you for letting me know! This is a complete disgrace. Craigslist Hookups is dead, show some fucking respect. 

I am sick of having to explain this to people. HisThiccnessXXX is a Marvel character and I am a DC character, we do not exist in a shared universe. we cannot have a crossover, there is too much corporate red tape and copyright issues to sort out. 

It was a transformative experience not just for my dating life but for how I felt about myself. I still do not consider myself a feedist at all... but dating/engaging with feedists made me stop seeing my body as broken or monstrous, and start seeing it as beautiful. It didn’t cure my depression and anxiety or anything. I don’t want to give the impression that feedist attention is always a positive thing for all fat people. For me though, it really helped completely demolish some awful body image issues that had been making me feel like shit my entire life. 

Thank you. This is how everyone should be talking to me all the time.