Infandous Internet

barista just asked me "... and who are you?" instead of asking "can I get your name?"

i didn't even do anything

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

family album

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

greetings. i am shaun. your son. and this is an android modeled after myself. as a cherubic little rascal of age ten. that i built. and i cannot stress this enough. specifically to traumatize you. welcome to the institute

what day is it

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form