nothing in my head but glasses and violence

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

one thing i find kinda funny is "once the new thing comes out the old thing will be remembered more fondly despite being panned at the time" just never happened to final fantasy 15. that game still unanimously kinda sucks, zero glazers out there.

dark souls 2 got shooters and ff15 dont. think about that.

you are a sexual pervert

you’re a sexual pervert

yes

spidergirls are doing shibari type shit to fairygirls that you'll never believe

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

hey. just in case you werent thinking about snake woman. now you are.