nothing in my head but glasses and violence

you’re a sexual pervert

yes

spidergirls are doing shibari type shit to fairygirls that you'll never believe

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

hey. just in case you werent thinking about snake woman. now you are.

Having some tea earl grey hot..... just like that bald bitch John Luke the Card

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea