But boy could he play guitar

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

This is exactly how working retail feels.

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

They beat me to death with hammers but I'm fine, just another Monday

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

*defensively* not all of us were taught the wheels on the bus go round and round in school