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“Irritated fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls.”
— Anne Jamison (via pen-in-hand)

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Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
Stratt: Oh no.
Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.
Stratt: GRACE!
Grace: On it!
Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*
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Both Su Minshan and Lan Xichen are sad and angry because they think Jin Guangyao is in love with the other instead of them. How he must be giving all his love to them, and how unrequited their own love is. Meanwhile Jin Guangyao is talking to the severed head that he keeps in his closet about The Horrors
Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay
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Australian Raven (aka Little Raven) being harassed by a Willie Wagtail
I had to draw them
Holy fuck
Watching the wagtails harass much larger animals is one of my favourite things. They are tiny bastards and I love them.
Australian birds just have no chill. Mudlarks will harass Wedgetailed Eagles. Wedgetailed Eagles will attack drones and paragliders. Pelicans will walk up to a three year old and steal the ham sandwich right out of her tiny hands.
Honestly I think this is just birds? I’ve never seen a country where there aren’t some birds that will throw down with anything that moves. I have yet to meet a bird with chill.
Having said that: Australian birds are awesome.
'The Wild Swans' illustrated by Elenore Plaisted Abbott, 1922

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• Dinner Dress.
Date: 1890-1895
Place of origin: Great Britain or France
Medium: Jacquard-woven silk dress with black ground and pattern of oranges, and black machine-made lace and silk ribbon panels in front.
my neighbor's orange tree
The avatar headcanon that I hold nearest and dearest to my heart is the belief that the fire nation slang Aang learned from Kuzon was specifically Gay slang that Kuzon said was normal slang as a joke (this was of course back when the fire nation was still cool with gay ppl). But a hundred years later, now that being gay in the fire nation is illegal, the meanings have evolved to be really offensive, so when they first get to the Fire Nation, Aang is unknowingly throwing out slurs left and right.
"flaming" -> flaming/camp/slay (original gay slang meaning) -> camp(derogatory)/over-the-top/extra (meaning after 100 years of homophobia)
"Hotman" -> Attractive gay man/man that the speaker, as a gay person, finds attractive (original gay slang meaning) -> faggot (meaning after 100 years of homophobia)
"Flameo" -> DTF/gay sex ("flameo hotman" = propositioning someone for gay sex) (original gay slang meaning) -> fuck but specifically kinky or "degenerate" non-socially-acceptable sex (meaning after 100 years of homophobia)
So when Aang is spending his first day in the fire nation calling everyone "hotman" and all the fire nation ppl look at him confused and vaguely offended I can only guess that they assumed he was a middle schooler making prolific use of the new slur he just learned and doesn't yet actually know the meaning of and they can either get pissed and have to explain why, or they can keep walking and let him be someone else's problem.
And when Zuko joins the Gaang all he can think is "wow I didn't think the avatar would have such a dirty mouth" because he's always shouting "Flameo!" (Meaning: "fuck yeah!") when he's excited. And he calls Zuko "Sifu Hotman" (meaning: Master Faggot) and Zuko feels like he can't get mad because he tried to capture Aang SO many times so he pretty much deserves it, he's just not sure how Aang knows.
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Lady Macbeth was transmasc cmv. "Unsex me now"? Dude was literally having gender dysphoria and killing about it and honestly I get it
#ok i haven't really seen macbeth in a way that my brain has processed it #so like if there's greater reading of this within the text and whatnot context #but if this is the one line #this line does not indicate transmasculinity it indicates transnull #agender lady macbeth
Normally I'm all for more interpretations than defaulting to the binary, but in this case, Lady Macbeth's yearning/rage is specifically and overwhelmingly tied to ideas around being a man. "Unsex me now" in the context of the play and Lady Macbeth's circumstances and preoccupations is about her choosing a path that's going to strip her of the sex that has determined the course of her life—that is, womanhood; she's calling for the sex she already has (as understood in her world) to be taken away so she can be a true man—the man that Macbeth is not. Lady Macbeth's whole deal is caught up in regarding Macbeth as less of a man than she is, yet reaping the rewards of it despite his failures of masculinity.
There are many ways to read this, but tbh I think it's very important to the play that Lady Macbeth's rage and ultimate insanity are not about being gendered, but about gendered as female despite a strong alignment with masculinity and tbh deep contempt for women.