Henlo

L + ratio + you will diminish and pass into the west

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

by default i dont understand people with boobs who argue against freeing the nipple and think top nudity is shameful. but ESPECIALLY i dont understand it when you live somewhere where temperatures can exceed like 80F. youre telling me you havent ever wished it was socially acceptable to walk downtown with your tits out when its hot outside. youre just okay with having to wear shirts in all weather and this doesnt bother you. i simply do not believe you............

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

Dude, it feels so good to not be suicidally depressed. I was in a room today at work where I’d previously had a wee lil mental breakdown, and it’s cool to be like “haha that sucked. Anyway.” Shout out to my nose for not currently being stuffed, my uterus for not currently cramping, and my brain for not currently doing [gestures vaguely at the past] whatever the fuck that was.

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.