Henlo

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

When I am king, we will valorize sanitation workers the way we currently valorize the military

So heroic posters showing trashmen battling allegorical monsters? I'm down.

Yeah but that's just the beginning. I also want Sanitation Worker Discounts at every business and blockbuster movie propaganda glorifying sanitation work. I want random people to salute garbage collectors and thank them for their service. I want drivers who get impatient with the recycling truck and honk at it and swerve around it to become social pariahs

straight panic defense

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

“Armand is a manipulative mastermind” Armand is a scrambling opportunist constantly playing an overbloated game of snake with his own lies and toxic behavior and he is always fucking losing