Henlo

and yet a trace of the true thing persists in the false thing

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

Sam Handwich.

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

This has the same energy as those four barn owls.

Oh shit, buddy, you are absolutely right, you're like a Geiger counter

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

Now THIS is the Dragula babe content I WANT.

I’m crying this person is so hot

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

look upon my sons and despair