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my mutuals' minds rival the minds of socrates and prostates and whoever the fuck

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING (2001) THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)
with this simple trick you too can feel like one of those british dudes from The Terror (2018)
re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

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to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them
Turns out getting a little silly with it is incredible motivation for my visual development phase, so here are some Guards! Guards! textposts!
good evening everyone i am here to inform you about the single funniest fucking piece of fishing gear in existence
it is called a fish fighting belt/harness.
BEHOLD.
anyways i discovered this was a thing and laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. you're welcome.
SPECIALIZED EQUIPMENT FOR THE HEAVIEST OF FISH
HARNESSES AND LEVERS, ALL AS TOUGH AS YOU COULD WISH
WHEN YOU'RE ON A BOAT, YOU CAN'T JUST BRACE AGAINST A ROCK
WIELD YOUR FISHING POLE LIKE IT'S A MASSIVE FLEXY COCK
my favorite thing paul does in interviews is when he mentions a beatles song and then starts singing it to make sure people know it, like he'll say "we were performing she loves you, you know 'she loves you yeah yeah yeah...'" like you literally don't have to do that. everyone knows that song. you are paul mccartney
My personal favorite is when he goes to tell and a story and he prefaces it with "you know, john and I- john lennon and I-" like yeah no we know that. we know who john is. you are the beatles

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is this for your finger only or would a small cylindrical object also work
average sized cylindrical object
The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/
and
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.
wild way to say "kill yourselves"
But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)
Okay wait how did you leave out:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a medical intervention justified by observational data must be in want of verification through a randomised controlled trial.
Salt levels critical.
The relevance to parachute use is that individuals jumping from aircraft without the help of a parachute are likely to have a high prevalence of pre-existing psychiatric morbidity. Individuals who use parachutes are likely to have less psychiatric morbidity and may also differ in key demographic factors, such as income and cigarette use. It follows, therefore, that the apparent protective effect of parachutes may be merely an example of the “healthy cohort” effect.
I was kind of skimming like what's going on here, how did they- and then I got to fig. 2
Fig. 2 Representative study participant jumping from aircraft with an empty backpack. This individual did not incur death or major injury upon impact with the ground.
Ohhhhh.
sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough
oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

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car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account
Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.