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discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it
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jesus christ
This is the superior ācomic showing the events leading up to a popular gifā post.
im obsessed
oh, of course. because he died for our sins.
How's Meemaw's skin doing? She looks so happy and cosy these days, you're clearly giving her such a wonderful home
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Its definitely better than what we started with! Her nips, knees/elbows, and under her chin have not really grown back any fur, but her back and tail are almost completely healed! Her face also still has some scarring as well. Im not sure that it will ever completely grow back to normal tbh
But what has come back is very soft and healthy! And shes not itchy amymore either, which was our main concern. We were super worried that she would have a ton of complicated skin issues and allergies, but all we had to do was get her on consistent flea medication (after a short course of antibiotics) and shes feeling great. Must have mostly been flea allergy dermatitis.
She also gets medicated baths and a nice medicated skin cream massage, so the skin that is still left is feeling much softer. Its still very pink though, and she's got a lot of weird skin tags lol but thats to be expected with her age. None are looking like they are anything concerning at this point.
Over all, still a little crusty and saggy looking!! But shes comfortable and happy :) so we don't mind
Shes also on carprofen for her arthritis, and holy crap its turned her into a younger dog!! Bounding and running through the house and yard! Its very very cute.
When she went to the vet for her check-up, the Dr wrote "pendulous teats" in her medical record šš
Rude to her??? Rude to my baby grandma???

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One time, Shane and Ilya are in a hotel in a major city and their room faces a huge billboard of one of Shane's steamier ad campaigns. He's either shirtless or wearing a wet t-shirt so thin he might as well not be wearing one. Like truly the hottest and sluttiest he's ever looked in one of these campaigns. Ilya doesn't draw the curtains. The windows are tinted and the lights in their suite are dimmed so they feel fairly confident no one can see in. Instead, he makes sure Shane's facing the billboard as he fucks him, one hand holding a fistful of his hair, keeping Shane's head in place so that he can't look away from it.
"My supermodel. See how fucking beautiful you look here. You are hockey and sex. Everyone in this city sees this billboard and wants to fuck you. But only I can. Only I get to fuck the sexy billboard man."
He keeps Shane this way for ages, not touching him, bringing him right to the edge, only to stop and talk about another part of Shane's photo he likes like he's talking about a work of art in a gallery. Then he goes right back to fucking him.
When he finally wraps a hand around Shane's cock and tells him that it's okay to let go, that he's done so well and that Ilya wants to see him come for him now, Shane comes so hard he almost blacks out.
For the rest of the time that campaign is running, Shane can't see any of the photos of videos from it without getting hard.
I absolutely love this but i NEED to tell you about the funny what if I thought about
It is peak situationship era, Ilya is in some away game and not against Montreal, Boston has booked him the room and he's sharing it with Marlow or something
And Ilya normally would like it, think it's funny, send Hollander a picture of the window with some chirp, get a bit worked up about it when he's alone... But he's not alone, and Cliff thinks this is HILARIOUS
So Cliff takes pictures of this window and this huge billboard, and you can see a bit of the room, the bed, they're actually nice pictures
And he starts to talk about it at the group chat "hey, any of you lucky fellas also have a room facing North? š" and no, no one does so what is Cliff on about?
So Cliff sends the picture to the groupchat and it explodes, all sort of comments, they're acting like pigs, shooting the shit, the saner and less dirty ones being things like "didn't know it was that type of hotel" "I think that room must have cost extra" "I bet the sheets get changed much more often in that side of the hotel", and, because they're not in Montreal "do you think Hollander's fans know?"
And Ilya is already trying to keep it together after watching his straight teammates all slobber over a giant half naked Shane Hollander, sure it's all jokes, but some of them really went into detail, some locked in and pointed out specific drops of moisture amplifyed by %10.000. Some of them are making plans to go to Cliff and Ilya's room later to see it in person, for what?? But he keeps it togheter, scowls and just ignores it, even if the team is trying to bring him into their jokes "Something tells me Roz won't be able to sleep"
But Ilya is keeping it together, that is until Cliff says "Oh, Hollander fans MUST know"
And Cliff tweets the picture of the hotel room and it's window, in all his glory, taken with his very expensive phone with amazing camera, and captions it "For all of you sick fucks out there, if you're going to Buffalo, you might want to stay at the North facing side of the Wyatt hotel... It's got a view"
Ilya ends up destroying Buffalo that night, and he doesn't enjoy a tiny, tiny bit. Especially when he finally goes to leave the hotel and he sees a couple guys wearing Hollander jerseys checking in at reception.
how many people on this website like actually absorb the fact that race is a social construct? that race is indeed assigned at birth and reinforced socially through an entire lifetime? that race is fluid and racial privilege is granted and taken away arbitrarily based on what white supremacist power structures benefit from the most? that racialization is relative and changes over time and space? that there is no genetic evidence that race is biological, that itās a farce in the same way the idea of biological sex is?
As an epidemiologist, this is something that i always had difficulty grappling with, especially because I am required by so much of my work to report data by race and ethnicity. While there are genetic factors that can increase disease risk, thats not something that can be painted by a broad brush to an entire group of people who just happen to have familial origins on the same continent.
Then, at a training, a professor told us something that changed my view entirely.
We are not measuring race - we're measuring RACISM (especially in the US)
And that has fundamentally changed my work and my view of race, gender, socioeconomic status, and most other identifiers. There is repeated documented evidence that experiencing racism (or most any form of bigotry) has detrimental health effects. The increased stress, the withheld and subpar care at hospitals and clinics, the fucking history of redlining - all of this had led to repeated reports on how Black people in America live shorter lives, how Black mothers have higher mortality rates, how Black children under perform in schools. None of this is because of their race - its because of the current experiences and historical impacts of racism.
Race is not a real, biological thing; its just another social construct that has been made up. But its impacts are very, very real.
Die Mimik der Tethys (The Expressions of Tethys) is a high sea buoy (last was in Pinacoteca Agnelli, Turin, 2024), that is suspended in space and moves synchronously to another buoy in the Atlantic Ocean near Nantes. Continuously transmitting motion data via satellite to its relocated double, the information guides eight electric motors and cable winches, which precisely reproduce the buoy's movement in the ocean. The buoy functions as a hypnotising machine that inevitably leads to the idea of waves lapping around inside the exhibition space, creating an ocean in the minds of people.
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this is the type of work theyāre gonna make high school art students study in ten years
1) the fact that the camera is not level
2) the unsexiness of the Velcro sound
3) the barely-qualifies-as-kick of the leg kick
4) the fact that I truly cannot tell if the slip was planned or not
11/10 #recommend
Ok what about retired Hollanov where Ilya starts coaching first while Shane kinda accidentally ends up a pundit? Cus Shane wasn't really so sure about the whole thing but it was a very lucrative offer and his mom and Farah worked really hard to arrange it and it was just meant to be a few times and he thought it would end there because he didn't think he would be that popular anyway because he has heard enough chirps about how no one likes following how technical he gets about hockey and it's not like he's funny the way Ilya is. But Shane's deadpan bitchness instantly makes him incredibly popular and this man cannot function without a job (he only started getting better about summers at the cottage and such when he was able to include the job of boyfriend and then husband in them- before that he was still working way more than he should) so he just keeps doing it. I don't even know if he necessarily likes it but examining his own desires is not exactly a strength of Shane's.
But Ilya is coaching and obviously Shane is an incredibly supportive husband so would go to all the games that he can and would know the team. And Ilya will work on things at home and Shane cannot help himself from reading over Ilya's shoulder and offering tweaks and corrections because seeing them play is enough for the greatest hockey mind of his generation to see alot of their strengths and weaknesses. Eventually Ilya just hands him the ipad and that's how they go back to having the C and the A- this time for coach and assistant coach.
And Shane doesn't think Ilya needs him because Ilya was always the better camp coach but Ilya points out how incredible Shane always was at guiding their teammates to be better and not knowing how to teach children is different to coaching grown professionals.
And yeah maybe they were suppose to branch out and do things more independently from eachother but nothing makes them happier than when they are together and they are a perfect team. And Shane is incredible at everything he tries but this is about what makes him happiest and most fulfilled and that's continuing to play hockey with Ilya.

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McDonald's in the 1970s
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says āno eyes⦠no nose⦠no face. Donāt trust.ā To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
someone has just reblogged one of my posts with the tag ā#not as funny as i think it isā. Whatās that supposed to mean. kicks a rock
Very excited to finally share some pictures of my Dread Pirate Frogerts build! I've been thinking about making this outfit for my Kermit for a while now, but the proper motivation to actually get this done was hearing that Cary Elwes was announced as a guest for my local comic convention! So with any luck Dread Pirate Frogerts will be getting to meet the real Westley very soon.
A shocking amount of work went into making this little outfit... I completely underestimated the amount of time I would need to put all this together. Though a good chunk of that was me getting way too wrapped up in perfectionism... ask me how many times I re-did the smocking on the sleeves (On second thought, don't, it's embarrassing). Here I thought I had been con-crunching with Piggy last year... technically, I only just finished Kermit today, and the convention starts Thursday. Lots of internal (and external) screaming was had with this build. I did film the majority of it, with plans to turn it into a full video and reel in the future... maybe once I've had a chance to recoup from aforementioned con-crunch.
So sorry for the wait for this update, its been a week since the convention but I feel like I'm only just starting to feel like a human being again. But here's the grand finale, my Kermit meeting the man in black himself: Cary Elwes! The meeting with Cary was brief but memorable. He said Kermit looked great as Westley, and all in all seemed very amused with him. Prior to meeting Cary I had attended his panel at the convention, and during the Q&A section another audience member asked what he thought of the idea of remaking The Princess Bride with Muppets. I so wish I could've gotten this on film, but sadly it wasn't allowed at the panel so ya'll will just have to take my word for it. But Cary said he approves of the idea and confirmed that if it were to happen, he would want Kermit to play Westley and Piggy to play Buttercup. So that was incredibly delightful to hear, as I sat there in the audience with Kermit on my arm. All in all, it was a good day, and Iām grateful to have had the experience of making my tribute to Westley and getting to share it with the man himself. And it was also really fun to get to see everyone's reactions to Kermit, both online and in-person (In fact, I actually had someone recognize me in a panel from the post on Tumblr, small world! Hello again to you, if you happen to see this!). Thanks to everyone for all the likes and nice comments you've left on the original post! I'm gonna start work on a video going through the build process of my Dread Pirate Froggerts, so look forward to that sometime in the near future (Hopefully soon anyways, I am as slow as cold molasses when it comes to video uploads).
As someone married to a fashion designer, friends with puppeteers, and has a borderline obsessiona bout the Muppets and The Princess Bride, I can not stress enough how much I love your work! It also has me casting the movie so please allow me to ramble.
Kermit as Westley is obvious but Piggy is not Buttercup; she's Inigo. You look me in the eyes and tell me what other Muppet would obsessively seek revenge and murder their sworn enemy.
Annie Sue or Denise as Buttercup. It doesn't really matter which, because Piggy will call her a tramp and karate chop her at the end of the movie to get Westley.
Sweetums as Fezzik
Sam the eagle as Vizzini
Statler and Waldorf as two Ancient Booers
Rizzo as the R.O.U.S.
Gonzo as The Albino
Dr. Bunson Honeydew as Miracle Max
Beaker as Valerie
Swedish Chef as The Wedding Officiant
Scooter as Yellin
Pepe as The King
Annie Sue or Denise is Count Rugen. It doesn't really matter which, because Piggy will call her a tramp and karate chop her at the end of the movie to get W̶e̶s̶t̶l̶e̶y̶ revenge.
Daniel Craig as Prince Humperdink
Fozzie as The Grandfather
Robin the Frog as The Grandson
Various cameos: Electric Mayhem, Clifford, and Rowlf as musicians at the wedding, Crazy Harry is responsible for all of the explosions in the fire swamp
Muppets I couldn't think of obvious spots for but definitely need to be in the movie: Uncle Deadly, Walter, and Lew Zealand.
We had a lot of overlap, but I think that was inevitable. I am happy to argue about any of this with anyone for an inconceivable amount of time.
i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:
and i have never laughed so hard xāD

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jeez. sorry you didn't like it.
I was thinking through what else Iām looking forward to this holiday season and I realized I havenāt mentioned it on here, just on discord, butā MY MOMS BEEN MAKING ME A REALLY COOL ART THING??
I think Iāve talked about it before, but my mom has been a quilter for most of my life and in the last few years started doing these really cool fabric collages, and it was my turn to request one so I asked for a phoenix cause Iām obsessed with this one art piece I did in art therapy ages ago
Anyway, my mom has been working on it and THIS was the last update I got???
Iām so excited for it?? Canāt wait to see where itās at by the time I get there this weekend
dude holy fucking shit???? this is. beyond insane. i also quilt, though i've never tried paper piecing - though this doesnt even look like that. this has surpassed any and every sort of traditional quilt work. i can't even imagine how this is put together. im just staring at it in absolute wonder. youve short circuited my brain with how beautiful that is, and 'beautiful' isnt a strong enough word for what this is
So, as far as I can tell, this is a technique involving cutting tiny pieces of fabric with the colors/patterns you want and pinning and using fabric glue, and then sometimes sewing over top depending on the size of the pieces (this is what Iāve gathered from listening to my mom talk about it, but I know she learned the technique from a specific artist I canāt remember the name of who sells books and classes). My mom also frequently uses tulle over areas with lots of small piecing, usually as a way to adjust color but also I think cause itās easier to sew the tulle piece than try and quilt aaaaalll of the little bits and pieces.
Hereās some pics from the workroom when I visited in November, and some pics from in-progress pieces before they were finished, if that gives you a better idea of how it works ^^
And hereās some finished pieces!
Update! I asked my mom for the name of the artist who she learned the technique from! If youāre curious about this style, you can find more info on her website! https://susancarlson.com/
Susan Carlson Quilts
Apparently sheās very generous with free tutorials as well as having books and workshops
Update! Re:technique, itās mostly glued at first, with extra glue as well as some free motion quilting on top over areas that donāt have tulle over them, and tulle stitched over some areas.
Also updates on the phoenix!
You can kinda see the metallic details on some of the fabrics chosen! I love them. Also a glimpse at some of the bits cut out to use in the tail!
Iāll sneak into the quilting room for more closeups of this and other pieces before I leave ^^
Updates! (First, oops I forgot to get more pics of the work room when I was home; family visits are always busier than expected)
I was given two options for background as my mom was finishing up the bird partā
I ended up picking the greener one cause I love all the gold stuff, and my mom added even more gold details for that mythical feel
So this is the current most recent form!