i feel better

they got ads for nothing now

She would, in fact, download a car

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

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june 12 is the day that we filipinos declared our own independence for ourselves, and that is what we celebrate as independence day

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

Grace: "It feels weird to call your planet by a name humans gave it. I know I can't pronounce the real name but can you tell me what it means?" Rocky: "Rocky will tell Grace, but first Grace must tell Rocky meaning of 'Earth'." Grace: "Well, uh, it sort of means 'ground'." Rocky: "Boring!" Grace: "Okay smart guy, what's your planet's name mean then?" Rocky: "..." Grace: "..." Rocky: "..." Rocky: "Ground."

i'm watching ACOC for the first time and this moment was so cute i had to gif it

Before Carl from accounting kindly answered my email at 9 PM on a Wednesday , I'd been researching the going rates for rent-a-penguins. Surprisingly much more affordable than you'd think.

Move about the Hannukah Party of All Time

“Minor holiday. Major rager.”

chaucer, Troilus and Criseyde c. 1380

You know the form of language, too, can change. Within a thousand years, even the words that were most precious then, seem strange and foolish to us; yet they spoke them so and did no worse in love than we now do.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)