We Know What We Are

Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

w. looks around nervously. wizard hole

Hmmm yes we’ll endorse that

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

the power of christ isn't even that compelling if i'm being honest

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

and rage

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

BAPPY LOBTER