*winks seductivly*

falling asleep while yelling is the most baby thing ever tbh

I see that "learned helplessness" is the hot new psychological term getting wildly misused. the phrase you're looking for is "weaponized incompetence," babes

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)