love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

unfortunately i can’t respond to your text because it stressed me out for no reason and now it’s been too long so i’m just gonna ignore it

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

They say not to go to a grocery store while hungry because you’ll overbuy and regret it later, but it turns out if you go to a grocery store while full you’ll underbuy and regret it later, so really you just shouldn’t do anythig

Can I be vulnerable with u guys for a moment

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

once in grade 6 I saw a 'pottery making club' in a ditch on the schoolyard- I assume at some point someone realized there was actually good quality clay in the ditch and when I walked up there were about a dozen 12 year olds sitting around the few girls who had brought their water bottles out to mix the clay, and a designated spot to put the finished bowls and tablets, and people going off and collecting sticks to make designs with and i really think that's the natural state of the human race

In elementary school I learned that you can make paint out of certain sedimentary rocks on the playground if you crushed them and mixed with water and at one point I had up to 25 kindergarten through third graders making cave paintings on the underside of the slides

The nature of man is such that every so often, someone recreates the neolithic era.

Yeah, every recess

And they’re all Vlad

@transsexula