everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

Stop Motion AND Lego Art?!? The man is too powerful!!!

Lmao he even showed the brush getting dry 💖

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

trauma dumpling

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

This feels like if Rock Paper Scissors came with an Uno Reverse card.

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

incredibly minor but still dumb side effect of late stage capitalism: ever notice how so many concert venues and stadiums just have the lamest names imaginable. Like ooooh Lady Gaga is playing at the..... Mortgage Stadium? Oh boy the finals are at the.... Chase Bank arena. Can't wait to catch a game at the Garunteed Rate field.